Dec 2, 2020
Varian: Nuru told me to take out the trash.
Hugo: Okay... Do it then.
Varian: Will you go out with me?
Hugo: Awww... Vari-wait a min.
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Varian: Nuru told me to take out the trash.
Hugo: Okay... Do it then.
Varian: Will you go out with me?
Hugo: Awww... Vari-wait a min.
Hugo: Stripes... I’m sorry!
Varian: I’ll accept it when I get a fucking meaningful apology.
Hugo: Sorry.
Varian: You can do better.
Hugo: I’m sorry.
Varian: I want a paragraph.
Hugo: .........I’m sorry.
Varian: Oh darling, I’m gonna be so wild tonight.
Hugo: Oh yeah? ;)
Varian: Yeah!! I’m gonna drink soda at 1am instead of 3pm! So wild!
Hugo: I thought you meant it in another way... now I don’t even know how exactly how to respond
Hugo: I’m so hot that the building spontaneously combusted
Varian: Honey, that joke would work better better if you weren’t holding the matches.
Hugo: *starts to get arrested* Oh... whoops.
Varian: See. You gotta get rid of the matches first before making the joke. You dummy!
Hugo: I knew this day would end in handcuffs.. one way or another.