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After midnight ~☆~ unhesitatingly there for eachother unlike that other guy who was in voyager later theme, 12am to 7am, December, location has to be a heated venue for really getting the green out. The guests MUST attend in full gremlins 2 inspo gear, mostly the cast is not very clothed if at all: the outfits, if you wear clothes, must directly reference a specific gremlin and be recognizable to the wedding party; no one can do the couple's gremlins but alternate girl gremlins OCs are allowed; green bodypaint will not be worn by the couple and guests are encouraged to keep it subtle insomuch as slathering on green highlighter makeup and green eyeshadow is fine but leave your normal skin showing please. Minimal prosthetics and plastics. Ears are accepted and will be worn by the brides off and on as headbands (not full size ears). Guests are therefore unfortunately expected to be unnumerous so this is a house party that might, if it actually gets Gremlins 2 big, take over a corporate rave or other venue event once everyone's beer jacket/thinking cap is on. Serving suggestions include m&ms, popcorn, beer or any other beverage you have, pasta, fruit-and-veg crudité. Furnishings must include motion sensitive /voice activated lights in the main event space (your house, starting point). Confetti is a must for any crashed event.

Makeup on the Greta bride follows the jessica rabbit purple lid/red lip with a green wig and green highlighter, the dress picks up her purple-highlight color morph. The Stripe bride wears a dress inspired by the pants, and a leather jacket.

Mealplan follows exclusively things eaten by gremlins (including plant serum that makes you look like crudité); human-only date dinners don't count, froyo takeout is accepted as a wedding present:

{Guestwear inspo ⬇️}

Marginally accepted (mogwai is showing a level of skin that's appreciated but it's a mogwai):

Confetti type to bring:

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