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13. for one muse to kill to protect the other

PROTECTIVE PROMPTS / accepting

the city was something else at night and it wasn’t that much of a surprise for some guy to be trying to mug her, holding a gun to her head and pulling her hair. she had screamed, thinking no one would hear, but a man showed up --- painting the gravel red with the blood of her attacker. wait --- the comeback kid ? --- or shitman as the mainstream media like to call him. ‘ fuck --- ’ she muttered. ‘ what the fuck ? ’ she took a step back, taking in what just had happened. ‘ uh --- shi --- thank you. uh, you saved me. ’ / @theshitman

#theshitman #( v; tbd )#oop idk i hope this is okay!#<333

@theshitman sent: “ we put the ‘fun’ in funeral. “

‘ i didn’t really know him all that well. we went to high school together and i saw his band play a few times in someone’s basement. ‘ if he saw her now, with her not quite black, more washed out gray dress and the cigarette she was now lighting, it wouldn’t bother him all that much. still, he was way too young to already be gone considering she was somehow still around.

‘ i haven’t seen him in awhile, but i think he would want something a little less... stuffy. ‘ she murmured, glancing back at the meandering crowd.

#✶ — › IF I MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT — ⌜ IC ⌟#✶ — › IT FOLLOWS ME WHEREVER I GO — ⌜ V.002 ⌟#theshitman

@theshitman : roses are red violets are blue. please, your majesty let me love you.

“ that could be arranged , i suppose . be thankful , you caught me on a good day . ”

#theshitman #𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙫𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙮𝙮𝙧𝙞𝙚 〔♔〕 answered ask.#brun vc : bitch i'm trying

roses are red, violets are blue. i can't rhyme but wanna come back to my place?

"oh, this is a new one. my turn."

"the flags are red, your attempt is cute. too bad i won't be coming home with you."

#theshitman #two can play at this game leo #see the world from a different point of view . . . [ answered ask: ic ]*

“Just so we’re absolutely, unequivocally, crystal clear here: I don’t know you. I don’t trust you.” He gets told more than he likes that he can be...Aggressive, territorial even, when it comes to circling the wagons, putting up the metaphorical privacy blinds between Us and Them, especially when the unknown looks like ten pounds of trouble in a five pound bag. Is it wrong to judge a book by its cover? Probably. He’s going to do it anyway. This is probably where those snipes in the Bugle about him being a gigantic asshole come from, actually. “You’re here under the watchful eye of a team of Avengers who aren’t having their bestest day right now. Something to keep front and center.”

@theshitman / sc

#theshitman #(ic) starter)#(verse) 616 #// tony this is exactly why the bugle tells people you're an asshole

“For obvious reasons, I couldn’t wait for your permission.” @theshitman from the dark knight // accepting

With a downward glance, hooded eyes surveyed the scene: thugs scattered across the ground, bloodied and subdued from a less than likely hero. Although it’d been years since the man’s heyday and a subsequence fall from grace, the Comeback Kid apparently still had some thread of heroism still woven into him.

“I’ll abide it this once,” he murmured while stepping over one of the fallen men. Privately, Batman was grateful someone else had beaten him to the scene. He couldn’t be everywhere at once, and the bloodshed could have and would’ve been greater. “Though I didn’t think this was your kind of shtick anymore. Last I heard, you were doing mercenary work,” he added with a curious look.

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