#thesmexyturtle

[cyuzi-the-prismatic]

Your eyebrows are so cool

why thank you.

(I'm guessing mischief-managed46)

[cyuzi-the-prismatic]

One Machine to serve them all

Server offline.

(I'm guessing murder-go-round.)

[cyuzi-the-prismatic]

Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z formation, hip rotation, booty sensation elbow elbow wrist wrist snap snap kiss kiss

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*                             *snap*                       *snap*                  *snap*            *snap*      *snap**snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

       *hip* *hip* *hip*   *hip*                  *hip**hip*                         *hip**hip*                         *hip**hip*                         *hip*   *hip*                   *hip*       *hip* *hip* *hip**fin*

(rotate screen anticlockwise and read; i guess thesmexyturtle)

[cyuzi-the-prismatic]

Dear person I hate

Why do you bother me so much. It's super annoying. No I don't want to go with you. No I don't want to have sex with you. NO, I DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR DIRTY COMPUTER JOKES. and one last thing. I'M STRAIGHT. Please go away. And stop bothering me.

[the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all]

oh my god, thank you so much for the follow. O: Last night I literally went through your blog just reblogging a bunch of your stuff :D Your blog is amazing :D

oh my god i'm gonna cry wtf

you're perfect oh my god your blog is perfect and you're the nicest person. i noticed you went through a lot of my blog hahaha i was like hELL YEAH but seriously, thank you so much.

[cyuzi-the-prismatic]

zimbabwe

what??