#thesmuttypirate

[miru667]

Accidentally went super far back into ur blog and got hooked on old once-ler posts! Brings back some great memories, I never had a fandom experience come even HALF as close as some of us oncelings got, its unbelievable! Just poking in to say hi and thanks for always being a beacon of beautiful art and good vibes u3u

🥺 🥺 🥺  thanks for such a sweet msg smutty!! ♥ glad u enjoyed the trip down memory lane and i agree, there’s never been anything like the og fandom. we were very lucky

[fuck-customers]

I work in a deli and every morning we have a load full of freight to grab. I keep hoping someone else will grab it, instead my boss forces my 7mo pregnant ass to load up the wheelers and waddle them to our department. Even when she gets there before me... Can't even take turns, it's always me! 8( Thank god for the guy in meat department who always lifts the heavier things for me. I swear nobody cares that I'm growing an actual person in me and need lighter duty... doc notes don't matter I guess!

[minionler]

That’s rig—- WAITWAITWAIT.

IM NOT A GRANDPA.

[traveling-madness]

thesmuttypirate replied to your post: i cried a lot today but it wasnt even sad crying...

thats so valid babey

you ever accidentally start thinkin about taking a nap with people and then you are Crying

[grey-ler]

happy fathers day pops :3c 💙💜❤💖

Thanks kiddo. Once and I were busy that day. B]

[thegoddamnonceler]

:3c

[greglephant]

I feel like i have 2 fight u but i lost any motivation 2do anything ever again :/

ur welcom

[istheoncelerfandomstillalive]

I already pledged my ass i got the first id where's my onceler... pls my lov

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