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@thegoddamnonceler Why does this look like you?

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I’m going to push you into the mud.

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Just like old times.

[thegoddamnonceler]

You mean when I kicked your ass on the regular?

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… You only won because I was tired.

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@thegoddamnonceler Why does this look like you?

[thegoddamnonceler]

I’m going to push you into the mud.

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Just like old times.

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@thegoddamnonceler Why does this look like you?

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I’m problematic? I don’t think I’m that bad.

[thegoddamnonceler]

Oh my sweet darling.

[grey-ler]

I can be your sweet darlin’ or yuor devil.

[thegoddamnonceler]

You shut the hell your mouth.

[grey-ler]

I could always distract you with other things. 👀

[thegoddamnonceler]

Wow, babe. That’s some of your laziest flirting yet.

[grey-ler]

I’ve been lazier and you thought it was pretty cheeky.

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I’m problematic? I don’t think I’m that bad.

[thegoddamnonceler]

Oh my sweet darling.

[grey-ler]

I can be your sweet darlin’ or yuor devil.

[thegoddamnonceler]

You shut the hell your mouth.

[grey-ler]

I could always distract you with other things. 👀

[thegoddamnonceler]

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[grey-ler]

I’m problematic? I don’t think I’m that bad.

[thegoddamnonceler]

Oh my sweet darling.

[grey-ler]

I can be your sweet darlin’ or yuor devil.

[thegoddamnonceler]

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[grey-ler]

I’m problematic? I don’t think I’m that bad.

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thegoddamnonceler:

Were you out here smoking again– Wait, no, that’s not important right now you’re a fucking lizard or some shiT YES IT IS YOU THREW YOUR CIGARETTE INTO MY GODDAMN BUSHES–

[He takes a deep breath and tries to start over.]

Okay.

Okay.

First, you know I want you to stop smoking. I’m really proud of you for cutting back, but it’d mean a lot to me if you’d stop completely. You mean a lot to me. I want you to stick around, stay healthy.

Second, I swear to god if you catch the yard on fire just because you’re afraid of getting caught I will punch you straight in the kidney. In a loving way. But also in a painful way.

Third, what the fuck are you? And… why are you hot???

Noted... No throwing fiery things into the yard or we might end up mud wrestling again. 

So I’m hot?

I’m not sure what I look like, but if you’re into, do you want to try some stuff out? 

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why are you out on the balcony pouting. have a fight?

No. Once and I haven’t fought in a while. 

We’re fine. Better than fine. I just… Have a lot of loose ends I need to tie up. I haven’t been home in a while and there’s just been a lot of things on my mind. I’ve been thinking about my Mum a lot too… And just the rest of my family. 

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thegoddamnonceler:

Jesus it’s like a million degrees in the office still. Had to change into my pajama boxers already.

Heeey, Stud~ I finished my paperwork, and I was feelin’ pretty thirsty if you know what I meeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh??

[Chucks his cigarette as far as he can.]

Huh? What? It’s not what- 

I mean. Uh. Yeah. Weird shit is happening again. 

What were you saying? 

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m!a: listen. if you doing drugs. stop it. get some help. turn into a deman.

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………………….heck.

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Yo. Bring that sweet ass down to the theatre. I have a surprise for you. ;) -Grey

Grey? Where the heck did he go… Greeeeey?

[He finds a note on the kitchen counter telling him to head downstairs, which only gives off mild serial killer vibes no big deal, so he makes his way to the basement theater.]

Why’re you hiding down…..

…Grey? What’s all this?

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It’s your present. I thought I’d put on a little show for you. [Winks]

Come down and take a seat, the show was just about to start.

[He fiddles with the strings for a moment, waiting for Once to take his seat.]

[He plays the song slower, carefully plucking at the guitar and making sure every note is in tune. A week of practicing and it still felt weird to play the guitar, but he wanted to woo dat boi.]

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Oh my God… OhmyGodohmyGodohmyGod…

[He practically trips in his rush to find a seat, his face flushed and eyes watering already. He’s perfectly quiet through the whole song, which is a miracle considering he has to resist the temptation to sing along. The second the show is over, however, he instantly gets to his feet and runs to fling his arms around Grey’s neck.]

Oh my GOD. You sound so good. You look so good!! Are those leather pants? What the fuck you’re so amazing. I loved it. I love it I love it. I love you.

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[He carefully puts the guitar down and wraps his arms around Once.]

Thanks. Yes, they are leather. They were bloody difficult to get into, but I thought you’d enjoy them. I-uh-

[Grey gets uncharacteristically shy, clearing his throat to gather his thoughts.]

I’m happy I could share this with you. 

Happy birthday, Once.

[thegoddamnonceler]

Yo. Bring that sweet ass down to the theatre. I have a surprise for you. ;) -Grey

Grey? Where the heck did he go… Greeeeey?

[He finds a note on the kitchen counter telling him to head downstairs, which only gives off mild serial killer vibes no big deal, so he makes his way to the basement theater.]

Why’re you hiding down…..

…Grey? What’s all this?

[grey-ler]

It’s your present. I thought I’d put on a little show for you. [Winks]

Come down and take a seat, the show was just about to start.

[He fiddles with the strings for a moment, waiting for Once to take his seat.]

[He plays the song slower, carefully plucking at the guitar and making sure every note is in tune. A week of practicing and it still felt weird to play the guitar, but he wanted to woo dat boi.]

[grey-ler]

i'm not sure why you dislike your birthday, but regardless i hope you have a good day with your sweet bf to get your spirits up (among other things 👀👀👀) *leaves some baked goodies* <3

👀👀👀

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happy fathers day pops :3c 💙💜❤💖

Thanks kiddo. Once and I were busy that day. B]

[grey-ler]

I love u, boo <3

….. Thanks.