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Eugh, Minions

@minionler

A Onceler Askblog based off a Once-ler known as Minion-ler. An aftermath that encountered a hoard of Minions coming to his 'aid' after his business just failed. Tag #minionler for my attention Magic! Anon: None Ask box: Open!

1,865 posts

May 30, 2020

Where are you guys coming from?

I keep getting pings for followers and I’m so confused.

May 24, 2020

Nice haircut man~ Would you like to be my friend? Please?

What haircut?

Last haircut I had was that trim back in somewhere last year.

#ask #I don’t know why #but every time I’ve tried to cut my hair #It just grows back #apparently my hair is controlled by the fandom.#because people find me ‘sexy’#me #sexy #since when?#ask nightmare ler

May 24, 2020

All goofs and gaffes aside, I just wanna say it’s nice to see you again. Also, I hope your allergies don’t bother you too much. I guess it’s just that time of year.

I don’t think, “back” would be the right word.

... I had to take some time off to rest, obviously. So now I’m.... better enough.

#ask #minionler #lerkimpails #onceler #detriex #....sniffles #Granted the state of exhaustion isn’t anything new #man #maybe I’m getting desensitized to coffee.

May 24, 2020

Oh you're alive!

Well of course I am. I’m too hard headed and stubborn to not be.

#its that SOUTHERN PRIDE!#Like my momma.#who made my life a nightmare #but SOUTHERN PRIDE!#go figure.#askalicemchorror #onceler #ask #minionler

May 24, 2020

WELL! MY GOOD... totally not intoxicated aquaintence! Its....

-hastily done drum roll on some desk here-

2015! Where I was in a total state of BLISS, and totally NOT depression! HUZZAH! Oh, and I apparently was a magnet for dad jokes for some gosh diddley darn reason! Ain’t that a hoot! Hiyuk!

...... Oh, wow. That was hard.

My face hurts.

Its 2020. I think this place is pretty dead.

I mean. Look at that tumbleweed rolling by. Its so dead it’s making the tumbleweeds treat this place like the next nascar derby.... wow, look at it go.

#minionler #stoneler #ask #art #lerkimpails #onceler

May 24, 2020

....... you know, I’m surprised, yet not at the same time.

But kudos for you for trying your best.

#gold star #-claps for you-#arrossconleche #minionler #onceler #leekimpails

Mar 10, 2020

MINIONS AND MORE MINIONS. I’VE DEFEATED THE VILLAIN WITH SNARK AND SASS.

#who says you need super powers?#reply #bigbadd0g

Mar 9, 2020

I’m calling a cease and desist.

#Get off my lawn #reply #thesmuttypirate

Mar 9, 2020

-FACE PALMS-

Oh, you again. For the last time, I’m NOT. NOOOOTTT EVIL. Bad guys don’t fix their technological genius to fix MOTHER NATURE.

What are you again, a superhero in disguise or something?? What’s with the techy helmet, you wanna be in those fancy schmancy raves, kid?

#oh great.#now I’m calling people KIDS.#Whats with the emphasis on the wicked sounding words #doesnt make you sound scary kid.#oooh look at ME #I’m SPOOOOOPPPYYY!#WITH BIG WORDS.#art #bigbadd0g #ask #lerkimpails #onceler #minionler

Mar 9, 2020

That’s rig—- WAITWAITWAIT.

IM NOT A GRANDPA.

#LISTEN HERE #I #AM #NOT #OLD.#reply #thesmuttypirate

Mar 9, 2020

I’m fine.

Thank you.

#How do I sign again.#-aggressively shuffles through fingers-#HNGH.#FINGER CRAMP #gif #art #minionler #ask #lerkimpails #onceler

Mar 9, 2020

Ex...excuse you!? MY HAIRS NOT THAT LO....Alright, well, its definitely grown out over the apparent ‘years’.

And how dare you critisize my activity outside my home! I’ve been WORKING, obviously!!

ON MY FOREST!

#HAH.#YOU CAN’T SAY ANYTHING RUDE TO ME YOU GOOBER.#NEENER NEENER NEENER.#I have the right to say that #as an ADULT man #who’s NOT old at all.#I’m not old #I’m just as trendy as all you younger folk!#onceler #minionler #art #ask #jessucakes #lerkimpails

Mar 9, 2020

WHAT?! Well!! It looks like, I’ll have to figure out a way to...

perhaps binge the series..... once I’m finished with work!

#And what great work that will be!#It will make everyone jump for joy!#ME!#THE ONCELER!!!#I have plans!#In motion!#Big big plans!!#MWAHAHAHAHA.#COUGHCOUGH #ACHIEEOU!!#Don't mind that laugh #I'm not evil I swear.#detriex #reply

Mar 9, 2020

I still have flashbacks.

#Maybe some day #I'll hold a party again.#Hopefully to watch some shows.#SPEAKING OF!!#Is Steven Universe still a thing?#A friend of mine got me really invested in it.#I still want to catch up because space and aliens always seem to interest me.#Actually #have I been missing a lot of media lately?#Heard there was a thing called 'netflix' now.#reply #detriex

Mar 8, 2020

NO PARTIES, NO MOVIE WATCHING, NO GATHERINGS.

ESPECIALLY ANYTHING ONCELER INVOLVED.

NEVER AGAIN.

#detriex #ask #art #NEVER AGAIN.#NO.#DJING THAT WAS BAD ENOUGH.#I WILL NEVER DEAL WITH A POOP PILE LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN #NO!!#I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.#NOPE.#lerkimpails #onceler #minionler

Mar 8, 2020

That’s not any better.

#I'm still young and hip #Good golly gosh.#reply #thesmuttypirate

Mar 8, 2020

#I’m not your dad buddy #Then again #this has been my nickname from you for years.#why am I surprised.#art #smuttypirate #onceler #lerkimpails #ask #minionler

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