#thesophisticatedbartender

[gollywollywow]

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For every "★" I get, I will post a fact about myself.

1. I haven’t grown a single inch since middle school

2. I just recently found out my sexuality and I have never been more at peace with myself because of it.

3. I work retail at a sporting good store.

4. I have no knowledge of any sport aside from football.

5. I’m currently wearing my green contacts cause they look wonderful.

6. I have an epipen in my purse at the moment.

7. I found out I have soy/peanut allergies after 18 years of eating soy and peanut products.

8. I had the energy to put on pants today but not a shirt.

9. I’m not naked, I have a sports bra on.

10. I own a Homura soul gem and it brings me so much joy.

11. I forgot to press the finalize button on my AMV so this entire time I thought my video was finalizing when it wasn’t ; w ;

12. Every time a middle aged man hits on me at work I can physically feel myself gag...

13. Sitting alone in my room at the moment, thinking if I want more food.

14. I have a car trunk full of supplies to make my Crown Clown sword for Allen but I just haven’t found the motivation to do it.

15. I also have supplies to make Teeze, but I’m too lazy to do that as well.

16. I genuinely need to learn to sew and make armor for some future cosplay plans I have, but I’m a piece of shit. 

17. Me and my sister are legit planning to get matching tattoos that say “razzle dazzle”.

18. I keep saying I’m gonna roleplay more but I never do and I’m so sorry about that ; w ;

[skateboardingyatagarasu]

Happy birthday Yata!

“Hm?” The auburn only letting out a small sound as he was just waking up, only to freeze and look at the bartender, as what he said had started to sink in.

“EH?!” A blush spread across his face, from embarrassment. He had actually forgotten that it was his birthday. Not only that but Kusanagi was the first one to say it to him. “T-Thanks Kusanagi-san.”

[skateboardingyatagarasu]

A child once more | Closed for thesophisticatedbartender

Yata stood outside of the bar, staring up at the door, which was much bigger than it normally was for him. Then again, so was everything else, and it was making him frustrated.

The night before had been rough, he’d just gone out for a bit of skating, before he had gotten into a fight with someone as they taunted him for being short. Before he knew it, he actually was pretty short. In fact, when he saw himself in a window, he looked like a child.

Of course that got him to walk back to the bar, pulling his board along and holding up his shorts, while trying not to lose his shoes. It was much harder than he imagine and it had taken him all night just to get back.

Now that he was, he felt rather upset. Enough so, that he started to cry, as not only could he not reach the handle of the door, but he had lost his key on the way back. The crow only found that out when he had checked his pockets.

[deriision-archived]

thesophisticatedbartender replied to your post:Adara in One Image

damn this is amazing :oo

All I did was add in things and recolor, but thank you though! ; v ;

[beatenbrokenanddamned-blog]

thesophisticatedbartender

Thomas sighed and removed his helmet. God he needed a drink. He walked inside the bar and sat in one of the stools.

[kusanagis-bar-blog]

He had isolated himself upstairs, finding the bathroom and sitting on the toilet, curled up into the tightest ball he could manage without falling off of it. He didn’t know what to make of the situation. 

Izumi had been gone for so long, leaving them all alone with no real explanation. She closed the bar, left an already grieving family with one less pillar of support...

Left him. Left him without a purpose. Without a job. The person she said she loved.

The people you loved weren’t supposed to treat you this way, leaving with little to no warning and not speaking to you the entire time they were gone. Now, she was back, and she had her reasons. They were good reasons, he was sure, but her clansmen needed her more and he wasn’t technically one of them. Izumi needed to fill them all in on what had happened with Anna-chan.

So Homura sat and waited and cried, because he didn’t know what else to do and he didn’t know what the procedure was for seeing your lover for the first time in six months after no contact. He was happy the red clan had her back; he just didn’t know if he should share that happiness, too.

[deriision-archived]

thesophisticatedbartender | Starter Call

“Wait, wait, wait.. You’re telling me that there’s an alcoholic drink or whatever that you can just set on fire and present it?”