#thespaghettiwarrior

[ladydreemurr]

"NYEH HEH HEH! IT IS ONLY NATURAL THAT THE QUEEN WOULD FOLLOW A FUTURE ROYAL GUARD! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL PROTECT YOU WITH THE GREATEST OF PUZZLES! BUT! THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS ALSO A GREAT HOST! WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING TO EAT, YOUR MAJESTY?"

* This is Papyrus. Toriel is quite fond of Papyrus. She can’t name even a handful of monsters who could fill a room by sheer force of will quite like Sans’ plucky brother.

* “Ho ho! I would never doubt you!”

* “Why don’t I try something you would like? I am sure it is much more interesting; my sweet tooth sways my imagination more than it should.”

[one-sassy-rock]

"HELLO...ROCK! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE RECENTLY MOVED INTO THE RUINS WITH MY BROTHER AND THE QUEEN! WE HAD EXTRA SPRINKLES FROM MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY SO I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THEM! ROCKS LOVE SPRINKLES! YOU'RE WELCOME!"

Iggy sighs.

*  Yeah.

*  Sure.

*  ...thanks.

Whoever started this rumor about rocks loving to eat sprinkles should get stoned.

[puzzlebones]

thespaghettiwarrior replied to your post: @the-judge-of-bones @mrfunnybone @ofmegalovania...

LISTEN TO THE VERY SMART AND WELL-DRESSED SKELETON!

“THE ONLY SKELETON AROUND HERE MAKING SENSE!”

Papyrus Unite!

[afunnyjournal]

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Testing answer. 

[puzzlebones]

WOWIE! YOU LOOK LIKE ME! BUT WAIT! THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOESN'T HAVE A TWIN...HMMMMMMMM...THERE'S ONLY ONE EXPLANATION...WE BOTH HAVE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF FASHION!

Wait was he looking at a mirror!?!?!? Who was this VERY Fashionable Skeleton in front of him???? 

“I AGREE! NO ONE IS AS FASHIONABLE AS WE ARE!”

But really tho who was this handsome skeleton? Far as he knew, he didn’t have any other brothers....