#thespineanditstingle

[ayliffe]

hey quick question what do you use your vpn for

weird porn obvs

[elucubrare]

thespineanditstingle replied to your post: you know when you’re at the library booksale and...

ohemgee that looks TERRIBLE and i LOVE IT

spoilers: i read about two sentences and it is

(it begins "The wind keened off the plateau...." and also the dragons have psychic powers) 

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

“Kangaroos be floating and shit when you’re not looking. That’s how it is with mammals too. So paying closer attention to animals is important. Especially giraffes. Long neck. No bow tie. You can’t even do fist bumps. You can’t even do arm wrestling. You’ve got to make sure these giraffes receive the surveillance to which they’re entitled. Because the one time you’re not looking, they make a bomb out of some giraffe shit. Simple as that.”

This is really funny to me because (1) I've seen it written before, but (2) it's the kind of thing that would never have occurred to me if it hadn't been recited verbatim by an enraged Rhys-the-Saint

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

This is a phrase I will never stop using ironically, just as it’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever heard me say

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

have you managed to get a Party Hat Wurmple in Pokemon Go yet?

It looks like I did, but I was only able to get a Red-Tailed Platypus, which is much rarer.  He’s in the level 25+ category, so you can try to get him by breeding if you want, though I’m not sure how likely that is.

[demonbloodsausagedog]

thespineanditstingle replied to your post “thoodleoo: demeter loved pussy so much that it was the only thing...”

@demonbloodsausagedog​ look we all know you're not fucking sorry

speaking as Baubo/Iambe, didn’t we invite you in to be a nurse or something and then you put the baby in the fire? anyway look at THIS

[rudjedet]

thespineanditstingle replied to your post: It would be awesome if people in the wedding...

bring a glove and slap em in the face with it to challenge them to a duel every time this happens

That is an excellent idea and I will most definitely apply this to all aspects of my social life.

[rudjedet]

thespineanditstingle replied to your post: “Sure, I’ll clean the baby’s diaper” - famous last...

been there, done that. Now I have just one rule: never volunteer for poop duty

Hehe, I didn’t know he’d pooped or I’d have passed him off to his dad! 

I already told Mike he’s basically always going to be on diaper duty when we have a kid because I’ll be doing the breastfeeding so ya know. O:)