May 1, 2014
So I said I love it Steven. You got a cop from New York, a small seaside town, corrupt local politicians and kids karate chopping fences, but you know what this film needs? One word? A Shark!
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So I said I love it Steven. You got a cop from New York, a small seaside town, corrupt local politicians and kids karate chopping fences, but you know what this film needs? One word? A Shark!
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When I asked what influences Liam Neeson's film choices, he pointed in the direction of Switzerland.
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GWYNETH PALTROW GETS STAND ALONE AVENGERS MOVIE: PEPPER POTTS
HOLLYWOOD - The Avengers stable is fairly full with stand alone sequels to Thor and Captain America already in the pipeline, as well as Iron Man 3 and a re-imagined Hulk. But move over because an overlooked character from the franchise is due to get her own movie: Pepper Potts. Gwyneth Paltrow's character has so far appeared in the two Iron Man movies and the Joss Whedon movie The Avengers, but at first glance appears an unlikely character to sustain an entire feature by herself. Paltrow shakes her head vigorously as she rips into a kebab. 'No, no, you see that's where you are wrong,' said the Head in the Box. 'So far we've only really seen Pepper bring Tony Stark coffee and be his secretary that he flirts with and occasionally get captured to give him something to do in the last act, but this movie will be an opportunity to explore how she makes the coffee, what kind of software she is using, does she have a cat? All those questions will be answered.' Industry observer, Ellie Parkins said that what is really behind this is a gesture to another actress who had apparently asked for a raise. 'This is just one big fuck you to Scarlett Johansson,' says Parkins. 'Marvel always do this, but who knows, Pepper Potts might not be a complete crock, maybe.' Pepper Potts is due out sometime in 2014.
TOM HANKS RELEASES RAP ALBUM
HOLLYWOOD - Tom Hanks follows in the footsteps of Will Smith, Sir Ian McKellan and Jamie Foxx in being the latest actor to try to make the crossover from cinema to music with the release of his album HANX A MILLION. In a sudden change of direction, Forest Gump has loaded up with bling, surrounded himself with some big ass mommas and gone all pimp. Although famous for his roles as a white bread American hero in the style of Jimmy Stewart, Hanks has long lived a double life, mixing with Method Man and Eminem. The track list however does hint at his cinema work. Tracks include: Pole Dancer Express, I'm gonna Forest Hump, Forest Hump ya!, Deserve this mother fucka! Cloud Asslas, Fill-a-Delphia (Then Fill Another One), and Big (You Betta Believe it).