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Introducing our latest: a smug little houseplant with trust issues. “Photosynthesis is a scam.” Available now on Etsy.

Whether you’re sipping morning coffee, afternoon tea, or something leafier and more suspicious, this mug’s got your back. Featuring a smug V

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🎓 Official Corgi Statement: You’ve Graduated The cap has been tossed. The tail has been wiggled. The Corgi is delighted (and possibly demanding a post-ceremony biscuit).

"You did it – fur real!"

This printable card brings the pomp and the paws. Designed for dog lovers who like their congratulations with a side of regal nonsense.

📥 Instant download. No waiting. Just print, fold, and celebrate with corgi-level energy.

Printable Corgi Graduation Card – Funny Card From the Dog – A4 Foldable Pet Greeting – Instant Download Digital PDF - Etsy UK

This Graduation & School Cards item is sold by TheTameAbsurd. Dispatched from United States. Listed on 20 Jun, 2025

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🧑‍💻 Cat IT Support

"Your lap has been requisitioned for system updates. Please remain seated. Forever."

🖥️ – Indoor Tabby, Senior Systems Napministrator

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Whether they’re off to Magaluf or Milton Keynes, send them off with a wave, a wink, and a firm “Bon Voyage, Ya Wally!”

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/4318564570/sea-you-soon-printable-farewell-card

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3 Printable Gifts for People Who Speak Fluent Cat

🐾 1. Her Meowjesty’s Throne Wall Art 🧾 2. Certificate of Outstanding Snack Distribution (from the cat) 💌 3. “You May Rise” Father’s Day Card

Whether they rule the kingdom or just the armrest, these printables are made for cat people with a sense of absurdity.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/TheTameAbsurd

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🕵️ Sherlock Bones

Case Notes #3

"Subject was last seen near the biscuit tin. Suspicious crumbs detected. Investigation ongoing."

🦴 Status: snack compromised.

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