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[pukicho]

Wait your stuff is on Spotify??

yea PKCH on spotify

[niduss]

How are you doing on this fine evening?

At this very moment, I am sprawled out on the seats of a Greyhound bus that’s headed back to south Jersey. I’m drinking a ginger ale that Ayn bought me at the bus station. I’m not good, but I am also not completely terrible.

[clown-care]

What kind of care do party clowns and sad clowns need? They both seem very interesting!

-they both require basic clown supplies, like clown cars to roost in, ball pits to nest in, pies (chocolate, cream, fruit) and meat (fat, pork, beef) to eat, candy (cotton candy, popcorn, licorice, etc) as treats and also as a diet staple. 

then, for breed specifics-

PARTY CLOWNS:-streamers of various colors-kazoos-balloons for balloon animals-hula hoops-horns and other noisemakers-paint (if they like to paint, some dont)   and you need to let them like. perform for you. let them make noise at you, or give you balloon animals, and act happy. be happy. just, let clowns be clowns!

SAD CLOWNS--sad movies-sad music-lots of blankets to hide under-hot chocolate-kids toys to play with despondently -black and white paint (again, not all clowns like to paint)with these guys, you just gotta let them mourn. theyll follow you around and cry, or mope (like some breeds dont cry as much as just mope and sometimes sniffle) but theyll curl up with you and watch movies. they love when you try to cheer them up- give them blankets, hot chocolate, toys, etc and theyll love you forever. 

[tser]

Do you know of any fruits or vegetables that make for a good treat for a crested gecko?

Hi! They do not eat vegetables. Some fruits are okay as sometimes treats. Treats should be a limited amount of their diet so as not to throw off the nutritional profile of their diet.

Here is a good list by calcium:phosphorus ratios.

It is important that the calcium remains high in relation to the phosphorus in your crested gecko’s diet, or your gecko can suffer from disorders like Metabolic Bone Disorder (MBD). 

It is suggested that you offer mostly the fruits marked green from this list as treats (except citrus). However, for very special occasions you could mix a higher calcium ratio fruit with a lower one, or add calcium powder to a mushed up fruit that has a poor ratio.

Remember that calcium is not the only mineral or nutrient necessary for the health of crested geckos, and this list doesn’t cover other aspects of nutrition, which is why it’s important to feed a properly balanced diet like Pangea or Repashy Crested Gecko Diet as the main diet.

[songsparrowwitch]

What is a "witch name"?

A witch name is an alias witches can use to protect themselves from fae, entities, other witches, etc. It’s believed by some that a name (first, middle, last) can be used against you in curses and other types of magic, so some people use a witch name (aka fake name) to protect themselves. It’s not necessary, but feel free to have one! Just remember to not say “I am [witch name]” and instead say “You may call me [witch name]” so you don’t lie, which is important if you deal with fae and other entities.

[i-m-snek]

Is it safe to house two female crested geckos together in a 24" long by 18" wide by 24" tall tank?

Nope! Cresties should not be housed together, they might not be as aggressive as beardies but they can still certainly damage each other still.

[orochihigh]

Are there sentient lizards in this universe, or are they just like they are in the real world?

All squamates are sapient. That includes all lizards and snakes!

[clown-care]

What breeds of clown do you recommend for a beginner? Also, where does one get a clown?

though im partial to sad clowns, i recommend you go for a party clown! party clowns are really low maintenance and theyre super friendly. theyre really easy to take care of!

as for where you get a clown, i suggest either respected breeders or rescues. look up clown rescues near you, or local breeders of the breed you want!