#crested gecko

[fluffysheeps]

Lil lizards 🦎

[bowelfly]

if you think about it, crested geckos already have a kind of tonsure

[plaguedocboi]

I hired this thing to look at you

[crazy-lizard-lover]

Choose something silly my gecko has done

Bite my hand and latch on for 10 minutes

Try to go right under his heat lamp (the no no zone)

Bite my hand .2 seconds after jumping onto it with free will

Bite a tablecloth with intent to mate with it

Bite my phone with intent to mate with it

Fell onto the carpet and got mad when we tried to pick him up

Eats dirt despite being fed well

Pooped in his freshly cleaned waterfall

Came out in broad daylight for no reason

Tried to climb my hair

Voting ended onJul 19

[wolfchanw]

My daughter asked for a crested gecko for Christmas. I am incapable of half-assing anything with any animals in my house, so $800 worth of setup later….meet Brownie. She slept like this for hours yesterday, I am so glad we brought this ridiculous creature home.

Also yes, Brownie is 1000% my total and complete responsibility.

[mcr-as-geckos]

Famous Last Words Ray as our crested gecko Alexander

[columbiforme]