Mar 20, 2014
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((Man, this blog's dying something fierce. I need to give this computer something to do like right n--wait, is that a Grodus blog following trio blog? Dohoho...))
"Gotcha!" SG: "So...why are we kidnapping this guy again?" CP: "'Cause maybe King Bowser might want him for something!" PG: "What would he want the speedy hedgehog from another universe for?" CP: "I dunno, maybe to make some trade or sale with that egg-headed dude."
*I just sat there, tied up, annoyed.*
"What was that anon talking about?" Bowser asked. He raised an eyebrow.
*nervous laughter* Daddykins… didn’t see you come in…
Well, I tend to make a lot of noise… when I’m training! *She holds up her Mario punching bag* And Milli Vanilli is my montage theme or something………
SG: Ah, well& [The sergeant produced a paper and pencil, beginning to jot down a web address.]...
Aw nuts, they don't do Dakimakura (orthopedic body pillows)! So I guess I have to sleep with the punching bag after all... you know for security purposes.
Sgt Guy: "Sire, I came across a web site where one can order a custom-made heavy-duty punching bag. I had this one ordered for you to be made in Mario's image. Please enjoy, Your Surliness."
"A punching bag shaped like Mario? That's almost as good as the real thing! I want it brought to my gym immediately! Get on it, ya failures!"
Bowser applauded to himself, the kid's eyes lighting up when he heard of the incoming toy. What could be better than punching the image of the worst man to ever live!?
ASHLEY IS OUT!
MC Ballyhoo: TIMES UP ASHLEY! *Presses a button which opens up the pipe and Ashley falls into it* Maybe this time, thetroopatrio can answer in time!
CUT FROM THE TEAM EVENT IS A GO!
MC Ballyhoo: THAT'S RIGHT! CUT FROM THE TEAM IS LIVE! OUR 4 CONTESTANTS ARE READY! Top Hat: ORDER! ORDER IS... 1st. Ashley and Red. 2nd. The troopario! 3rd. Ultimate cheeseburger! And finally! WENDY O KOOPA! MC Ballyhoo: Well said, Top Hat! The rules are there are buttons labled 1-10 above a pipe. Press a button and if it's a button we rigged, than you are going down the pipe! If not, than you are safe. We keep goin in order till 1 person is left! The winner will get a complimentary letter on how good and awesome and lucky they are! So go on Ashley, choose! You have 5 minutes!
2 HOUR WARNING!
MC Ballyhoo: GET READY FOR CUT FROM THE CUT IN 2 HOURS!
Top Hat: EEK! A contestant is lost! LOST CONTESTANT! MC Ballyhoo: Indeed Top Hat! Looks like the time didn't agree with one of our contestants and he dropped out! So now, the order is...
1st. Ashley and Red: http://ashley-and-red.tumblr.com/
2nd. Those 3 Minions: http://thetroopatrio.tumblr.com/
3rd. UC: http://ultimatecheeseburger42.tumblr.com/
4th: Wendy O. Koopa: http://askwendyokoopa.tumblr.com/
GET READY! THE EVENT STARTS AT 5:00 PM! 5:00 PM!