Players 1 and 2

"S'up guys! 9-volt here..." "With his player 2, 18-volt here yo!" "And as soon as we heard of this place, with so many people we heard of wondering around, we JUST had to go on and see for ourselves!" "And check it out, we were NOT disappointed! So if you want to talk with us, just drop a line! But be careful, yo! If you wanna play against us, we do NOT hold back!" ((A rp/ask account for Warioware's own players 1 and 2, 9-volt and 18-volt! Power up by tagging them with #NintendosTwoNerds.)) ((Blog status: SFW, and will be NSFW is needed, but no smut!)) ((M!A: Status: None!))

[nintendostwonerds]

Carnival of Muses

I the man of a million faces.... I saw a thousand and one different places.... Prioritizing fun and...

((I have officially moved blogs to here! This is now my newest and most current blog!))

[nintendostwonerds]

The Game of Life... *A Closed RP with myself to move a story along...*

My first life of of endless gaming fun...

Another day, another game being tackled! 9-volt and 18-volt are off from school, and that means video games for them, as they are playing to see who is the better smasher on the Nintendo 64, before moving up to the other games.

"HA! Looks like the rounds going in my favor!" 18-volt prided himself, as he DID have 2 more stocks as Samus than 9-volt had Mario.

"Don't get cocky! Heroes always comeback!" he retorted, not content with the situation at hand.

Thinks were looking bleak for him, as the game breaking smash was almost done, but than...

*ZAP!*

Literal lightning come from the ceiling, as it zapped the Nintendo 64, only leaving behind...

A PHILLIP'S CD-I!

"WHOA! WHAT THE HECK?!?" 9-volt shouted, sirens on his head going off, as 18-volt further examined the device, only to see a note attached to it.

"Hmm...it appears to be some sort of addresses, along with names at the bottom," he showed the pint sized kid the note, as he looked at it.

"And it says next to the names, 'bring them'..." But the last one, doesn't have a name. I'm guessing we must bring them there..." he theorized.

"CHECK IT OUT! A ADVENTURE! LET'S GO! Maybe we can get our 6 back to, yo!" 18-volt suggested.

"Yeah! Let's go!" 9-volt declared, as he and 18-volt ran out of the house, as 9-volt grabbed his hoverboard.

[nintendostwonerds]

Times like these I wish I was older so I can play all these cool games that are coming out...*Looks devilishly at Bayonetta*

[nintendostwonerds]

((So I basically found this blogs new theme song...))

[nintendostwonerds]

Well... I think that Wario has... other reasons as to why he's not complaining... er, reasons that you wouldn't understand.

Uh...what do you mean by that anon? I'm not getting it.

[princessxeach-deactivated201505]

Peach's views on Smash's Samus Outfit

"It really drives me up a wall to see you all complain so loudly over Samus’ outfit."

"It’s a game, folks. Play it and shut up."

[shakinwario-deactivated20141011]

Hey, you don’t-a see ME complainin’!

[nintendostwonerds]

Protip internet, if WARIO isn't complaining about something you are, than you REALLY need to re-evaluate your life.

[nintendostwonerds]

It apparently, it seems like we are currently complaining about Samus's new wardrobe. Well, here's my question:

Are they doing anything to her personality?

The answer's no!

CLOTHS DON'T MAKE THE CHARACTER! ACTIONS DO! I BEEN PLAYING METROID GAMES SINCE I WAS FOUR YEARS OLD, AND EACH TIME SAMUS WAS STILL HERSELF, DESPITE THE OUTFIT OR BACKSTORY SHE WAS GIVEN! PEOPLE COULD BE NAKED FOR ALL I CARE BUT IF THEY STILL ACT LIKE THEY DO WHEN THEY ARE CLOTHED, WHO CARES?!?

NOW PRESS MUTE ON YOUR MOUTHS, RESTART YOUR BRAINS, AND JUST PLAY ON!

[nintendostwonerds]

On the bright side, Waluigi’s symbol is a W, meaning you will still be in, even if you aren’t announced officially.

Remember yo! Everyone like a good party crash’a!

[shakinwario-deactivated20141011]

"Right! I-a knew that! No way I’m-a bein’ left out!"

[nintendostwonerds]

Hey, hang on...

You weren't...scared of the fact that you maybe left out, were you?

[nintendostwonerds]

Microsoft: This E3, we're bringing you 8 more games where you play as a white dude shooting brown people and/or aliens.

Ubisoft: What the hell is a "woman"?

Nintendo: YOU WANNA PLAY AS ZELDA? YOU CAN PLAY AS ZELDA. YOU WANNA PLAY AS PALUTENA? YOU CAN PLAY AS HER TOO. YOU LIKED MIDNA? SHES BACK AS WELL. YOU LIKE COLORFUL GAMES? WE GOT A FUCKTON OF COLORFUL-ASS GAMES. YOU WANT CUTE SQUID GIRLS??!? WE GOT CUTE SQUID GIRLS!!!! YOU WANT OPEN WORLD ZELDA WITH AN ANDROGYNOUS PROTAGONIST THAT MIGHT BE ZELDA? WE FUCKIN GOT THAT TOO.

[shakinwario-deactivated20141011]

"Wassat?! A round yellow glutton was confirmed for-a Smash!? FINALLY, MY TIME ‘TA SHI-

….

Oh.”

[nintendostwonerds]

On the bright side, Waluigi's symbol is a W, meaning you will still be in, even if you aren't announced officially.

Remember yo! Everyone like a good party crash'a!

[universityofhyrule]

King Dodongo, boss in Hyrule Warriors

[fayethehero-deactivated20140627]

Omfg

[voiceofthecity]

[nintendostwonerds]

Great! I'll pack, my stuff! There is, no time! Your sword, is enough!

[nintendostwonerds]

((PLEASE GUYS! CHeck this web page out, translated from Japanese to English! Here'es a excerpt from it!

November 16, 2006 (Thursday)

Company headquarters at Wario. I like it it's fucking healthy today!

Yo~o! Wario's like. That's Ohisashi Bli Bli!  What? Yellowtail that's one more?  By Bli Bli in the toilet a little while ago  and is a service from me like an exhilarating feeling! By the way, I as of today, and decided to start what Yu blog. Thanks to the guy that Afro Eight anything it seems profitable and do a blog! Jimmy Afro blog enthusiast and no doubt because had to say! Maybe. However, the first place I do What is blog? To me like a large handsome genius It's surprised Nantes there is something you do not understand! At all, I do not know what the world will happen! Why do not you ask Mona "I was doing in Wario Company When it is? not it by writing a diary! " What, do you do is do that! Gahhahha! The ~ ze fairly well-to-do in the blog I like from today!

[November 16 | Wario]

Jimmy T.

YO different!  , Rather than 's Afro Eight,  it's zero affiliate!  I'm also not well understood.

[November 16 | Jimmy T.]

Mona

That it is not profitable so much easier  I think I Waterloo.  But, I Ganbatte!

[November 16 | Mona]

Nine bolt

Wario Oh, over I started a blog.  Lucky you.  Can you try to do as well Bokuchin.

[November 16 | Nine bolt]

Wario

> Jimmy T.  ~ N, say anything well.

[November 16 | Wario]

Wario

> Mona  that I like is unprofitable to simple  principle it's not!  I like that I can do the simple  thing I profitable!  You understand.

[November 16 | Wario]

Wario

> Nine bolt  once in a while Well,  I'll allowed to write to you!  And think gratefully!

[November 16 | Wario]

This is seriously one of the best things I seen in a while!))

[day-and-night-confuse-me]

((

The trailers are out and all people on Tumblr care for is how many girls there are in the Nintendo games.

Guys, it kinda got boring after a while. Look at what the games are about, not wether the main character has a d or a v

))

[nintendostwonerds]

((Tumblr.

Where everyone is equal.

Unless you are a white male.

In which case you are Satan!))

[nintendostwonerds]

AND THE WINNER, OF E3 2014 IS...

NINTENDO! LIKE THERE WAS EVER A DOUBT!

[afkdogisonfire]

ALL HAIL THE VIRTUAL BOY!

[nintendostwonerds]

And thus, 9-volt and 18-volt had finally found their people...

[nintendostwonerds]

((Hey 9-volt, 18-volt? What do you guys think of this Tomodachi Life ga-))

ALL HAIL THE VIRTUAL BOY!

((...Words of wisdom...))

[nintendostwonerds]

"Who do you want to see in the next Death Battle?"

Thats…

a really good question…

I actually want the ice climbers to try and enter the fray…

But against who?

[thenewgamemaster-moved]

"Banjo and Kazooie? I always wanted to see a 2 vs. 2 Death Battle."

[nintendostwonerds]

That...

is actually not that bad of a idea!