#theunemployedelf

[calvinandhobbes]

Came for the Hannibal daily content. Stayed for absolute humor in the tags (ur v funny)

thank you so much im SMILING!!!! im only funny on tumblr dot com as soon as i open my mouth irl it all falls apart💞💞💞

[slavichorror]

Less of an unpopular opinion and more of an unpopular theory: when Hannibal snooped in wills house after feeding his dogs he didn’t plant any ‘’”evidence’” there, he only started doing that after Fromage

omfg yes i agree! i think it would’ve been too early for him to decide what he wanted to do in order to poke will’s brain bc up until fromage he isn’t exactly decided on who will is to him or who he wants him to be

send me ur unpopular hannibal opinions and i’ll tell u if i agree or disagree

[armandyke]

theunemployedelf replied to your post “Ladies! Suggestions for starbucks orders for Klaus, Dave, and Diego...”

Klaus prob gets like,,, a Carmel macchiato w/ coconut milk, lots of chocolate shavings in it, three sugars, and extra whip cream OR just a black coffee with a few shots of expresso. Can’t decide

He gets the espresso shots in the first one

[lemonemenom]

Can I ask what ethnicity u draw ur Snape in ur Leo Inter Serpentes?

Asian? Specifically Japanese, but I’m not great at drawing specific ethnicities (I’m sorry I’m trying).

When I first read Harry Potter as a kid I thought he was Asian. Black hair and black eyes? and I didn’t know what sallow skin meant when I was younger, I though it was a way to refer to an Asian complexion??? I dunno, I was a dumb kid. 

Anyway now i’m a GrownUp™ I still like him Asian. I actually have an old Boss I use as reference (In my head, nobody tell him plz).

I adore Alan Rickman, but he’s movie Snape for me. Same as Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe…. actually all the actors/resses. They ain’t cannon, they the Movie Au. Except for Evanna Lynch, Evanna Lynch is cannon.

[twoofcups]

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this actually isn’t problematic, it’s very wholesome, but i love watching videos where people do “makeovers” on those squishy things? like they repair and re paint them and even though i don’t own any squishies and don’t plan to, the videos are really soothing. same with like, doll repainting videos. 

send me a 🔥for a problematic opinion!

[pencilscratchins]

Hey, how old is everyone in ur camp au?

Hey! This is how old everyone is in my original, canon- I think it’s a little different with each author, though! 

CAMP XAVIER:Charles Xavier- Owner (50ish+)Ororo Munroe- Activities Director- 30’sLogan Howlett - grounds keeper- ???Alex Summers - cook - 30’sHank McCoy- Nurse - 30’sSean Cassidy- “Arts Director” (terrible at his job lol) - 30’sDarwin - Actual Arts Director- 30’sJean Grey- Camp Counselor- mid20’sScott Summers - Camp Counselor - mid20’sXAVIER CAMPERS: Kitty Pryde - 17Bobby Drake - 17Rouge/ Anna Darkholme - 18Jubilation Lee - 16Kurt Wagner - 17Piotr Rasputin- 19 Illyana Rasputin - 17(The Rasputins are new this year and Kitty Can Not Handle It)Dani Moonstar - 13Sam Guthrie - 13Roberto da Casta - 14Rahne Sinclair - 12Karma/Xi'an Coy Manh - 13Quintin Quire - 11Laura Kinney - 10 (Also anyone else I forgot haha! They’re around lol)CAMP BROTHERHOOD:Erik Lehnsherr- Owner - 50ish+Raven Darkholme - Director- 40??Emma Frost - Activities director - ageless probably (lol 30-40 maybe)Juggernot/ Cain Marko- Art Directory - 50+ (only there to piss of Charles)Blob - Cook - 30’sRemy Le Beau - Counselor (slacker)- 18St. John Allerdyce- Junior Counselor (ringleader) -17CAMPERS: Wanda Maximoff - 16Pietro Maximoff - 16Tabitha Smith - 17Toad - 17Lance Alvarez (Avalanche) - 17Mimic - 16 (everyone ignores him because  he stole Wanda’s part in the Summer Showcase in the 7th grade lol)THE AVENGERS SUMMER RESIDENCY:Nick Fury- Manager - 50+Maria Hill- Activities director - mid30’sPhil Coulson - Arts director -40-50Steve Rogers - Counselor- mid 20’sTony Stark - Counselor - mid20’sCAMPERS: Natasha Romanoff- 17Clint Barton - 18Thor Odinson - 19Bruce Banner - 19Jane Foster - 18Janet Van Dyne - 17Peter Parker - 13 Johnny Storm - 15Sue Storm - 15Reed Richards - 14(Also anything one else I forgot lol. Do you see a theme haha?)

[calvinandhobbes]

For the playlists: bitter almond kiss

Garden Song - Phoebe Bridgers

Woo - Beach House

So Fast - Tape Waves

Twin Falls - Built to Spill

Don’t Watch Me Dancing - Little Joy