Jun 3, 2018
@theverydeadpool for x:
“You know I didn’t hire you, right?”
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@theverydeadpool for x:
“You know I didn’t hire you, right?”
@theverydeadpool-deactivated
Wade walked up to himself from the twin verse and patted him on the back. He took a deep breath. It’s not like I’m gonna die from suffocation or anything, but air is good guys. Air is good. “It’s not like I have self-esteem issues. I know I’m fucking amazing. My comic is hilarious and the movies are doing great, even with Ryan Reynolds efforts. I have two followers on my crazy blog, I see you Dopinder, one which might be a Russian porn blog... Wait. Nevermind.” he slapped his forhead before he continued. “I’ve come to the conclusion that you’re definitely the best Deadpool out of the two of us, and I present you with the grand prize;” Wade held up a half eaten chimichanga. “I got hungry whilst getting over here, okay? It tasted amazing. There you go.”
“You’re my guy”
“You understand most people find that statement unsettling when it comes out of the mouth of a merc for hire, right?”
"Rock, paper, scissors, gun, nuke, stick, rake"
“I didn’t know we’ve taken up gardening.”