#thewalkingalmostdead

[flippedkaplan]

@thewalking-almostdead replied to your post:Should I be concerned if my bowl of ramen noodles...

Did you spill it? Or…were you across the room…?

I wasn’t all the way across the room but I wasn’t exactly touching it or close enough to knee it or elbow it or hit it with any other miscellaneous appendages. 

[flippedkaplan]

@thewalking-almostdead replied to your post:What makes a monster?

The- the Jersey Devil doesn’t exist…right?

I’ve never encountered him but I mean, between the Jersey Shore and the Real Housewives of New Jersey I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of supernatural evil at work there. 

[flippedkaplan]

thewalking-almostdead replied to your post “Looks like Flipped is going to be out of business for a while. And I’m...”

What happened? Are you okay?

Flipped caught on fire because of fucking leprechauns which are apparently a thing in case you were wondering. I’m fine, so are all the employees. Um, one guy he didn’t... He couldn’t get out. 

[dontcallmeq]

thewalking-almostdead replied to your post “If the world’s not ending, please refrain from bothering me. Send me a...”

Have you been outside?? It's definitely ending. People don't freak out like that for nothing.

I haven’t been outside recently witnessed any sort of mass panic as of late but on that note, I can assure you that people most certainly “freak out” over nothing far more often than not. And on that note, they often ignore the severity of danger facing them when there actually is good cause to panic. Human nature is strange.

That aside, what is it that they’re panicking over? I suppose I can’t write it off as a case of chicken little without knowing the facts.

[paranoidperry-blog]

thewalking-almostdead replied to your post:[pm] Hey- I just wanted to thank you for not...

[pm] Just uh…do you know anything about… /right/ after someone who’s been bitten by a zombie dies? What happens to them?

[pm] Well, as far as I know, that’s when they truly become a zombie. They crave eugh flesh, they become stronger, and they heal quite fast. Why do you ask? Do you know someone who was bitten and has died? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. I hate blue moons.

[paranoidperry-blog]

[pm] Hey- I just wanted to thank you for not thinking I was crazy. And being incredibly helpful. So-- thanks.

[pm] I would never think anyone was crazy, yeah? Especially not when they made as much sense as you did. I’m not exactly sure where all of this is coming from but you’re welcome. Is there something else I can help you with?

[dontcallmeq]

thewalking-almostdead replied to your post:[pm] Hey uh-Quentin? I'm uh- this is...

[pm] [del: crapcrapcrap you’re never gonna help me ar-] Oh…I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean- Harold? Er…Mr. Quentin? I…may have been bitten…a few years ago…and well…I’m just looking for answers…to pretty much everything?

[pm] You know how to type without ellipses, yes? So you were bitten. This makes a bit more sense, then. Are you positive you were bitten? How sure are you? Are you aware of Scribes at all?

[dontcallmeq]

[pm] Hey uh-Quentin? I'm uh- this is Nate--Blackthorne? Regan said you studied er- zombies?

[pm] “Hey uh-Quentin?” Really? Why don’t you just say “hey you over there” at that point? Though I suppose it’s better than Q, bloody hell. Try “Harold” next time. 

Anyway, I’m surprised that Ms Kavanagh used the word zombies. But yes, I study them in a sense. Not exclusively but that’s another matter. What is it you want to know and why?