#thewalking-almostdead

[taylor-rockwell]

[pm] Hey! So uh-- do you wanna do a group outing? We haven't hung out in a while.

[pm] Yeah, I know we haven’t. I’m sorry about that. Where you thinking?

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[hellomadamfiona-archive]

thewalking-almostdead replied to your post:

Have you been splashed by blood lately?

How on earth is that a hoot?

Because it’s weird to put blood on people? Unless it’s goat’s blood to avoid whatever end is happening. I sense hostility, wanna talk about it, snow cone? 

[owen-faulkner]

@thewalking-almostdead replied to your post “Telling everybody right now, do not come around my place looking for...”

Not a halloween person?

Not in the slightest.

[openbook-izel]

[pm] Hey.

[pm] Hi. How’re you?

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[taylor-rockwell]

thewalking-almostdead replied to your post “[pm] I'M NOT OLD ANYMORE!! ARE YOU??”

[pm] There was an hourglass involved. Don't know the details, but I DON'T HAVE WRINKLES ANYMORE!

[pm] Start moisturizing now and maybe you’ll never have them. Just kidding. I mean, I gotta say I didn’t mind how I looked or anything, but being able to move my fingers with no pain is a huge plus.

[taylor-rockwell]

[pm] I'M NOT OLD ANYMORE!! ARE YOU??

[pm] Nope! Somebody did something, apparently. I’ve learned not to question shit like this anymore.

[mitchedmartialartist-blog]

thewalking-almostdead replied to your post:Listen fuckers: I’m stuck in a fucking tree, I...

Were you attempting to save a kitten?

Fuck no

[leshyleroy-blog]

thewalking-almostdead replied to your post:I understand that we’re not all our usual selves...

Why would they do that? That’s awful!

I wouldn’t know. I’m appalled, irritated and disgusted. This will take hours to clean up.