#thewitchqueen281

[kattythingz]

lan fan eyes red rimmed from sobbing her eyes out: ed did automail surgery and recovery in a year? ill do it in half

ed eyes also red rimmed and swollen because they've both been crying in this stupid little hospital bed for like seven hours straight: is it crack? is it crack you smoke?

LMAO YEAH. I do not believe Lan Fan's recovery time for a second. She's just smoking some REALLY good shit

[thatmightyheart]

hello! I see you're an fma fan. Welcome to the club we have snacks. now the important question.

ling yao?

[big thumbs up] i love ling! i think he might have been the first fma character i doodled lol

[kattythingz]

SO I've been playing botw! which ofc made me think of a botw fma au and like obviously ed is link winry is zelda ling is prince sidon etc etc but I asked some other friends who would be ganon/ganondorf! and one of my friends suggest AL and now I'm staring at my ceiling thinking about the Implications of this au and shit. man. man. the triforce are all siblings..... they grow up together only for their baby brother to be corrupted.... MAN

Soooo I unfortunately know jackshit about legend of zelda kjrvgjrwegnw. I recognize Sidon tho!! I've seen ppl ship him with Link before and I absolutely get it lmao, 1000% on board with that being edling. N-No clue who ganon is tho, heh...

sorry owo;

[kattythingz]

every now And again I remember Ed and Ling wwre only in gluttonys stomach foe max five hours before they were like we have to eat the leather shoe...... teenage boy core for fucking real.

anyway outside of that been thinking about al and ling interactions. I truly think in crown al might punch ling directly in the dick when he sees him again. and ling would deserve it because al WARNED HIM not to make his brother cry again.

I'm also thinking about how 03 Ed does have a better disguse those glasses fucked hard let him dye his hair black foe a little while that shit slapped.

sorry about all this I'm just back on my edling bullshit

Naaaaah so true bestie. 03 Ed's disguise kinda fucked. AND YEAH, LING'S IN FOR A LOT OF PAIN SOON KDJNJWEGW He's not only made Ed cry right after the basement disaster, but he's also made Ed recede from his temper in Briggs. So, to Al, that's just Ed crying way more than he's willing to show. Ling better hope Greed shields their dick when Al sees them again lmao

[kattythingz]

sorry to bother u about fma again but no I'm not.

so I know Trisha and hohos relationship isn't explored much in crown but I wanted to get some insight on to how u perceived it cause personally im a big fan of

trisha: if I could make my form anything I'd have made myself a goth biblically accurate angel so maybe this father guys a weak ass bitch. <- is doing laundry or smth

hoho: I have feelings for you.

but I always like getting new perspective on characters especially less explored characters

I don't think you'll like my answer very much lmao, but—I'm kinda. maybe. not a fan of them? Nor Hoho?

I just. HHHHHHHHHHHH. I hear people about Hoho's good intentions, okay? I do. But he's genuinely such an awful dad from the MOMENT he reunites with Ed (seriously??? you're home after years of being away and the first thing you do is make a jab at your son's guilt and compare it to wetting the bed?), so I literally cannot separate the man from the father, because part of the father IS his general personality and attitude, which ALSO rub me the wrong way.

Trisha, then, deserved so much fucking better, holy shit. SHE DESERVED SO MUCH MORE THAN HOHO'S ASS. I don't think she was necessarily a secret badass like a lot of people like to headcanon; I actually like that she's the only purely gentle person in Ed and Al's life. I think it's why she's so sacred to them! That was their mom, and there's literally nobody else like her to them in the entire show. (It's also extremely alarming that people saw VERY young Trisha dating this 40-year-old-looking man and never said anything?? She was pregnant at 20-21, HELLO? WAS NO ONE WORRIED??)

So, uh, yeah. Not a fan of Trisha and Hoho, because I'm not a fan of Hoho lmao. Sorry owo;

[kattythingz]

writing Ed is hard because u need to write someone with the pride to snack talk god but who's also been smacked BY GOD. it's a hard needle to thread but damn if u don't do it.

writing ling is hard is because my man is being a silly Billy but also maybe that's not his real personality? maybe it is? he's the king of unreliable narrators and he is lying to everyone all the time. I adore him. (I'm also a hardcore silly guy ling believer bur also he will stab someone. this is the true way of the water.)

Thank you, thank you. If there's one thing I should hope I get right, it's writing my son in-character. Ling's def a trickier one, but I've settled on a nice balance of "serious on the inside but plays very silly outside". I don't think he's NOT a silly guy, I think his actual silly is just much less silly than people think.

But that's just my personal verdict after studying him for 110k+ :P

[kattythingz]

This is gonna sound so weird but to not give ANY spoilers and because i dont wanna make you uncomfortable in ANY way do you have any triggers? If you dont wanna post that publicly i totally understand btw u dont have to tell me. Sorry i keep bothering you about this so much i just wanna make sure this isnt gonna like. accidentally traumatize you or cause u to hate me

It's no bother at all!! I've basically got zero triggers lmao. Unless you toss me an omegaverse... then you might piss me off /j

[kattythingz]

mustang realizing there's a very very real chance his brat alchemist (weird surrogate little brother) will get married and possibly have kids before him:

NO BUT THE WAY I WHEEZED AT THIS SDJVGWJNW