#they wanted revenge...

[pool-boy-nilesy]

"Number one, why are you a bird. Number two, who did you make mad enough to turn you into a bird."

Nilesy could answer in caws "Caw Caw!! Caww! Caww!!" Some random seagull had cursed him to become this form. At least his tie shrunk with him, so people could recognize him well.