Picture this.
Stevie on the most fucking perfect killer queen dress you could ever think about, Robbie and them decided on going to see a drag performance and then fuck around a little, dance and be so fucking fabolous and pretty and all
AND
Robin isn't there, she's running late. Why didn't he pick her up? Well, Robs was staying at Chrissy's and she was dropping them. As Steve's sent a message to Chris and she told her that she already left Robbie there, so Stevie went to check out outside.
Robs there, uncomfortable, searching a way to enter the club, their eyes scanning the street, fear on her eyes.
Steve sees there's a man with her, has them by her wrist and is awfully close
What a fucking dumbass
AND THEN BAM
Steve does that shit they did on the Russian base you know, the think that he picked up that thing and hit the Russian guard
But
Now it's her heel they quickly put in his own hand in two seconds and hit the man in the face once they see Robin being touched
And she thinks "not again" because they didn't know what happened to Robin in the Russian base but he can imagine
So he knocks out the man with her heel
"I get you're jealous because she pulls more girls than you would never but there's no need to be an asshole" And then she spits on the man eye "ya infertil ass, next one I'm gonna rip your balls and make me earrings with them"
And then she switches back as their sweet self "Are ya okay Robs?"
"Perfectly fine Stevie"
Robin's eyes goes from scared and empty to fondly and full of love as she looks at Steve. Stevie smiles softly and takes of their face a stroke of hair.
" 'm glad, wanna enter again?" Steve offers their hand and his soulmate takes it as they enter the club, Nelly Furtado singing Maneater as they do
And it's fucking epic
And they rule.
