#theyarnpirate

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Playable Kairi!  Please!  Give her SOMEthing!  If you can't make her awesome, I WILL!

@theyarnpirate on what she wants to see in Kingdom Hearts III DLC and on her ongoing frustration over Kairi not being utilized to her full potential.

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If TVTropes were a video game, it would be Breath of the Wild.

@theyarnpirate on how easy it is to get distracted in-universe in the latest The Legend of Zelda game.

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Hey, [Soup], want to go to Dorney Park?... Everybody loves Dorney Park.

~ @theyarnpirate, no longer able to un-hear that song whenever Dorney Park comes up.

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The original Big-Lipped Alligator from All Dogs Go to Heaven has more plot relevance than Trobbio.

@theyarnpirate on how Trobbio is one big Big-Lipped Alligator Moment.

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There wasn't anything interesting [in the mail]... Well, there was money, but, like, money in the sense of crystal meth.

@theyarnpirate, referring to our running gag of taking Money Mailer™’s old tagline of “Like Getting Money in Your Mailbox” and turning it into “It’s like getting money in your mailbox!  It’s money in your mailbox!  MONEY MAILER IS MONEY!  (warning: may contain Warren Buffett)”

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That sounds like a very fancy way of saying "bathroom".

@theyarnpirate, when I told her about the upcoming WWE pay-per-view called Elimination Chamber.

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And that's when the brakes squeeched.

@theyarnpirate, describing her train of thought with a combination of “squealed” and “screeched”.  Simply stunning.

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I don't know where my phone is...

Me, to the tune of Nelly Furtado’s “I’m Like a Bird”, expressing a sentiment all too common to @theyarnpirate.