Judge: Steven the DragonBorn, you are charged with the murder in the second degree of 5 villagers and the destruction of the city of Morthal. How do you plead?
Judge: Before I sentence you I would like you to explain the situation to me...
Me: Ok...well it was like this. I was a stage 4 vampire and I needed to talk to Falion in Morthal to cure my vampirism. I was attacked as I entered the city but I managed to whirlwind dash to his house and lockpick my way in. Once inside I managed to talk to him before that little girl started screaming, and within seconds, all of Morthal was inside his tiny little hut. After Falion finished blabbing about himself (he didn't even give me a chance to talk) he went hostile and so I FUS RO DAH'd the house with everybody in it and charged up my vampire seduction. It missed. I ran away for the day.
After waiting a day for my seduction magic to recharge, I headed back into town and headed straight for Falion's. I didn't even bother to talk to him, I hit him with my seduction spell only to find out that he was too strong for it. I ran outside as the guards were heading in the house. That was when I saw a frost dragon heading towards the city. I quickly began charging up my dual casting flame spell and began to fight the beast. As I was in the middle of battle, the other villagers as I saw it, had two options: one to finish me off, or the second, to help me slay the dragon before it killed anyone else. I guess they thought I was a bigger priority than the frost breathing dragon and decided to attack me. You can imagine my frustration when I realized the decision they made. I was trying to kill the dragon before the dragon kills the villagers and before the villagers kill me. So you know what? I left them to fend for themselves against the dragon. As I left the area and began to head for the mountain trail, I saw another dragon flying in their direction. I'll admit I laughed.
