Mal, about to do something dumb: I am so doing this and neither you nor the Gods themselves can stop me.
[Ben pulls out his phone and starts texting]
Mal: Babe...
Mal: Ben, what are you doing?
[Ben sets his phone down and looks Mal dead in the eye]
Mal, sweating: What the hell did you do, Ben?!
Evie, bursting into the room: MAL FAERY!
Mal: Oh fuck!









