Media Mobster
I get upset quick people are pin-pricks.Ā I feel Iām getting sick on the keyboard. Social media is my haven.Ā Waiting on a heaven thatās not promised.Ā Still fighting Iām a juggernaut.Ā Give me jugger-nog!Ā Itās been on for a long time, I just havenāt told ya, now Iām telling ya!Ā
Ā Iām the media mobsterĀ
Ā Al Capone of Twitter
Ā Shootinā haters to the stars!
Ā The Death-Stroke of the social game without the low-tone
Ā Iām the night-mare on your Facebook wall
Ā Call me the Rock, Standinā tall!
Ā In front of yaāllĀ
Ā Lightās Camera Action!
Ā So Iām Acting
Ā It Isnāt hard to see, so put
Ā your glasses on!
Ā Come at me!
Ā Follow me! Donā Follow me!
Ā I donāt Care!
With my bat Iām the switch hitter aiminā for the fences.Ā Social genius!Ā Shoulda put the pen down yesterday I was three minutes too late.Ā I missed the shot your taking the lot.Ā You asked me what I what I was about!Ā I talk to quick for Aldean.Ā I guess I was hard to follow.Ā So he quit following.Ā My lint in my pocket wasnāt enough for Combās.Ā So I quit following.Ā Media is rough for a no-namer as myself.Ā So I have small circle I call it group therapy.Ā Ā
Ā Yeah, I am media mobster
Ā Iām Ted Bundy and Dahmer
Ā of the social networkĀ
Ā Aiming for your heart
Ā where do you want me to start
Ā The headless horsemanĀ
Ā of Facebook
Ā Let me post onĀ
Ā Your wall
Ā I use yourĀ
Ā words twist
Ā turn and spin
Ā and put it to
Ā pad because
Ā I am aĀ
Ā Media Mobster
Ā I enjoy the lime-lightĀ
Ā Bring it on
Ā My power is out of sightĀ
Ā to high like Iām flying a kite
Ā but Iām a dog Iām willnā toĀ
Ā bite, Come at me!
So, like Bob Segar Iām turninā the page why would I ask for my girl to come.Ā Cause she got the best of me and she is my kinda beautiful crazy.Ā Iāll Comb my hair back so I can see the better life!Ā We will hang back watch the waves crash till the good life comes to Mike.Ā Remember social media is my playground and my outlet.Ā I create the fire.Ā I am the Media Mobster!
-Br0k3n