#thf vine

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me trying to explain how it’s physically possible for a ridiculously tiny Alexander to fit two dicks inside him and not fucking die: 

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Alex: wtf are you gonna do about it, big boy? that’s right. nothing. 

Thomas: 

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Thomas’s dreams: full of meaning and symbolism. include important characters and their motives. plot relevant and expressive of his inner voices.

Alex’s dreams: 

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To anyone who wants a visual representation of Thomas’s temper: 

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Alex’s loud-ass during sex: 

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Allie: fuck me. oh, fuck me, im so horny. scramble my guts for six hours straight and then fuck them right back into place, oh god Thomas: 

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Randolp: *dies*

Thomas:

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Nobody:

Alex: