#thg fmk

[asparagoos]

belle, tink, ruby

marry ruby, fuck tink and........kill belle. with much hesitation cause i know rumple's gonna shove the dagger into my eyeball

[asparagoos]

Fmk: Grumpy, Archie, Granny

marry granny lucas cause food and crossbows

fuck archie. dude needs to live a little

and kill grumpy. god i hate him. the world would be so much quieter. lmao

[asparagoos]

Elaine Figgis, Geordie Georgie, Irene the burger van lady

OH MY GOD

okay i’d marry elaine maybe by chance she’ll appreciate that i am a better choice than cons on death row (though idk about james bond, lets just say i’m such of a bad choice that she’s okay with me lmaoo)

fuck geordie even though i have a strong suspicion that she’ll keep talking about another one of her fund raisers with the girls and when i suggest a donation she’ll stop midfuck all like are you kIDDIN me

and then kill irene the burger van lady. i never got those skits anyway. 

[asparagoos]

Your turn!! Dana scully, Stella Gibson, Gillian Anderson

SIGH

marry gillian. she can be all her characters

fuck scully

kill stella?????? only after she finds paul specter and beats his ass. i’m dead inside

[asparagoos]

Beth, bailey, Claire

whoever you are, you are the rudest rude to ever rude

marry beth cause she's already my tumblr wife anyway

fuck bailey cause i mean we already know too much about each other's sexual things

and kill claire and settle for her ghost haunting me and slathering marmite over all my sandwiches and going "watch buffy alreadyyyy" in my sleep

[asparagoos]

Cosima, Allison, Helena

oh my god

marry helena fuck cosima and kill alison even though alison is my baby i just don't want her to passively commit manslaughter again

[asparagoos]

Amber, Lynn, bailey

marry bailey, fuck lynn, and kill amber cause i'm p sure she'd rather be killed by me than fuck or marry me when amy is a thing that exists

also amy is gonna kill me again. nobody wins

[asparagoos]

Zelena, Regina, Scully

GOD

marry regina fuck scully kill zelena cause she's already dead what the fuck ever don't look at me i hate you so much