#thieving bastard

[insight-with-julia]

I checked mine & my mom’s dog’s Synastry and his moon is conjunct my Saturn, no wonder I feel obliged to take care of him like he’s my first born child. But when ur this adorable, the responsibility of care is a pleasure and not a burden 🫶🪐 💫

Here is Pepperoni hitting the loaf like a cat and basking in the sun. Bro thinks he’s the fucking Sphinx.

[marshmallow-n-mint]

The face of a criminal that knows he's been fucking CAUGHT

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

Motherf-

I don’t believe this. I don’t fucking believe this. As if work stress, family stress, someone stealing my fanfiction and our laptop slowly dying wasn’t enough to deal with...

Some complete asshole stole the license plate from the back of our car. Hubs found out this morning when he dropped me off at work and stopped off for gas on the way home.

Now we need new plates and a new tax sticker, can’t go anywhere until they process the police report and send us a copy (so I have to start taking cabs to work for the foreseeable future)... I can’t even get to the bank to cash my paycheck tomorrow because the nearest branch is clear across town, so our rent’s going to be late too.

Needless to say, I am not wearing my happy face today. I’d ask what else could go wrong, but at this point, I’m honestly not sure I even want to know.

[anlinndubh]

Ok so I was driving home last night and turned on the radio to keep myself occupied when this program came on, it’s a reading of a short story for the Francis MacManus competition, called “Irish Gothic: Waiting For Samhain”

It’s about crows and gave me lots o’ feels, you know the ones

[my-botanical-balcony-garden]

Invasion of the magpies! 😡

Thanks to a loud family of tomato stealing magpies, I haven’t been able to enjoy my own home grown tomatoes. The bastards decided it was okay to feast on my (one day away from harvest) tomato, they then proceeded to sing a very loud song looking pretty pleased with themselves. I used to love the little shits, but now they can all get fucked.

They returned two days later for there second helping. I know only have two left, I’ve upgraded my defenses, fingers crossed I get to try at least one of them, however both would be prefered.

[wildwood-faun]

sssooo I tried the five minute drabble thing but I regret to announce that I wrote a measly 50-ish words and, convinced it was utter shite, promptly deleted the post.

anyway, thanks for the tag @onstraysod, I appreciate it. I might give it another go tomorrow!

[glistoi]

whoever stole my sugar from the kitchen - i will find you and i will end you /is eversoslightlypeeved