Dubstep_Strawberry

Fallout fan, EDM enthusiast, Cthulhu cultist, aspiring Shobijin (hail Mothra), Lady Dimitrescu simp and shameless Paladin Danse trash. Ad victoriam!

[bioluminescent-fungus]

Do you look more like your…

Mom

Dad

Other family member

Even mix of traits

Not enough bio family to say

vanilla extract

Voting ended onJul 1

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[mikkeneko]

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow

[falloutconceptart]

Liberty Prime

Concept art for Fallout 3

Art by Adam Adamowicz

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

[olderthannetfic]

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

[olderthannetfic]

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

“I am definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It’s so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It’s more than that. It’s the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area — incredible beauty”

- Frank “godfather of fantasy art” Frazetta

[thatone345]

“I am thrilled to announce a strategic pivot in my sartorial philosophy that has been months in the making. Today, I am embracing a bold, high-impact aesthetic by choosing to fundamentally disrupt the traditional paradigm of leg-wear. This is not about challenging status quos or pushing a specific agenda; rather, it is a conscious decision to lean into my core assets.

We must ask ourselves: why optimize for convention when we can lean into peak performance? I have come to the realization that my thighs are a foundational gift to the human experience, and to obscure them in the heat of tactical combat would be nothing short of a systemic tragedy. True leadership is about authenticity, vulnerability, and the courage to show up as your most optimized self—literally. As I step into this next chapter of tactical transparency, I am reminded that growth is rarely comfortable, but it is always uncovered. #Growth Mindset”

-Some Linkdin Diva in Gondor…. probably

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sarahmackattack]

Hell yeah

[soychronicprocrastinator]

He’s in the right for that this is so cool

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

Things Princess Strawbzilla Likes

Treats

Having her little face smooched

Kibble (no wet cat food, she loves the cronch)

Tummy rubs… But Watch Out

“Tiny Dancer” by Elton John

Telepathic squirrel, rabbit and bird murder

Being the #1-ranked Bug Huntress (no spider is safe)

The Brushings of the Brush™

Shoelaces

Eating brown paper

Slow-blinking and meaningfully nodding toward her toys when it’s Playtime

Warhammer livestreams

The Princess Perch (her cat tree)

Glaring at the neighbors who have the temerity to walk their dogs past her house

The Frilly Fortress (her cat bed)

Sleeping cuddled up in Mom’s arms like a plushie instead of using the Frilly Fortress

Jelly I (her first jellyfish toy, since liberated from his fishing pole)

Fishy (her catnip-stuffed anglerfish)

Jelly II (still attached to his fishing pole… for now)

Her ever-growing collection of jingle balls

Her pink fleecy princess blankie

Blowing kisses

Catnip (kitty 4/20)

Mystery Quest

Yelling

Cardboard boxes of all sizes

Her cactus-shaped scratching post

Dungeon Crawler Carl

The Gentleman Caller (ruthlessly spurning the advances of her hopeful orange suitor and making RRRRRR noises at him in return)

Attacking Dubs’ and Hubs’ feet under the covers despite multiple demonstrations that they’re NOT mice (she cannot be convinced that they’re not mice)

Doing her Wolverine impression (while hugging)

Licking moisture off the mini Ikea greenhouse after we’ve misted the cacti (Rock, Paper and Scissors, affectionately known as The Boys)

Kneading the faux fur throw blanket for a minimum of ten minutes and then napping for hours

The Christmas tree Senseless acts of seasonal destruction

Yoga time with Dubs

Kisses!

FaceTime with her adoring fans overseas

Basking in adulation and the quiet reverence of the masses

World domination

Markiplier

Going EKEKEKEKEK at birds she sees outside

Nose boops

Being a very fluffy baby

[idlesuperstar]

Going through The Davey A Archives™ and remembering what an ABSOLUTE GIFT Zoo Quest in Colour was when it got released a decade ago.

[boxcarwild]

Happy 100th birthday, David Attenborough,

[idlesuperstar]

Happy 100th Birthday David Attenborough [b: 8th May 1926]

It seems to me that the natural world is the greatest source of excitement; the greatest source of visual beauty; the greatest source of intellectual interest. It is the greatest source of so much in life that makes life worth living.

(I have made quite a lot of gifsets of this man over the years)

[dreadful-pennies]

Happiest of birthdays to Sir David Attenborough

If anyone deserves to see 100- and very few do- its absolutely you.

[silasdrawsstuff]

Paladin Danse.

[henryclervals]

(Some) Monuments to the victims of Chernobyl

1. Outside Reactor 4 building, Chernobyl 2. Evstafiev Chernobyl Monument, Mitinskoe Cemetery, Moscow 3. Statue of Prometheus, originally from Pripyat. moved to Chernobyl as a memorial.  ABK-1 Administration buildings of the plant are in the background 4. Monument to Chernobyl Liquidators, Chernobyl Fire Station 5. Monument to the Victims of Chernobyl Disaster, Chernobylskaya Vulitsya., Kiev (30th Anniversary)

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

[luminouslumity]

[kissed1996]

If you had to sing a child to sleep RIGHT NOW what would you sing and it CANT BE a lullaby it has to be a regular song

[spankerella]

Just a little pick-me-up.

[the-dubstep-strawberry]

I’ve started building the Lego Titanic!

This thing is absolutely huge, and is going to take ages because I haven’t played with Lego for decades, but so far I’m having a splendid time going through it and watching my favorite ship take shape. I can’t wait to see the end result!

(Incidentally, this post is a big thank you to Hubs, who does not at all share or understand my obsessive lifelong interest in Edwardian ocean liners, but who carried the enormous box home from the mall anyway, like a classical statue of Atlas bearing the globe on his shoulders, because he loves his tiny wife and he knows that nothing makes me beam from ear to ear like an Olympic-class White Star liner.)

[pusheen]