#thin men

[justxcomthings]

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JXT: Reinforcements of Thin Men Dropping On Every. Single. Rooftop.

[advent-trooper]

Hey does the speaker remind you of those gross looking dudes with the shades from 20 years ago that were everywhere?

Thank you for the question citizen!

I’m unaware of these so called “gross looking dudes” you speak of, although I have heard tales of what others call Thin Men which I assume is what you refer to.

Unfortunately we don’t have these creatures on our files, at least not the ones I can access.

The speaker is the face of ADVENT, he would need to be a flawless human being, we don’t just employ anybody.

If anyone can share more information on the Thin Men it would be appreciated as then I could answer questions more efficiently!

Remember, ADVENT are the protectors, not the agitators!

[all-people-are-beautiful]

Men, you are beautiful too

You don't need to be a certain height, a certain weight, a certain sexuality, a certain skin tone, a certain preference. You don't have to even be the typical "handsome", you are absolutely beautiful!

Call out you short chubby boys, you papa bears, you tall tan guys, you soft trans guys, you black short guys, you ace white guys. Look around at each other, and know that each and every one of you, is

Beautiful

[ozkar-krapo]

V/A

"From Bromley with Love"

(LP. Alternative Music. 1981) [GB]

[athena-noctua]

Two Victorian sideshow performers boxing | The fat man and the thin man

[justxcomthings]

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JXT: Had To Redo Zhang’s Retrieval Quest Way Too Many Times; He Was A SNAFU Magnet!

[justxcomthings]

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JXT: NO ONE Expects That Galactic Inquisition!

[justxcomthings]

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JXT: Getting a Late-Game Bomb Mission and Having Your Revenge on Thin Men