#thin-white-duck

[thatvintagewitch]

Tumblr has messed me up so badly I was about to use the clapping of David Bowie’s thicc ass cheeks as my example for kinetic energy on my homework.

[uncontroversial-tomato]

Watching the Thicc Bowie meme spread feels like someone repeatedly punching you in the gut whilst screaming the lyrics to the laughing gnome in your ear.

[bowiethemememime]

Could you ask him to give me a clue on how and when I will die?

Me: Can you give me a clue on how and when Zed will die?

D: No

Me: Do you even really know how it’s gonna happen?

D: Yes

Me: Again, is this just like a ghost code of conduct where you don’t tell someone how a person will die unless it’s actually them asking?

D: Yes

Me: I mean that’s fair

[dekayingtree]

1,6,8,27

1. If someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch and listen to?

Read: The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle

Watch: Bicentennial Man

Listen: What's Up by 4 Non Blondes

6. Are you religious/spiritual?

Yes.

8. What musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?

In order: The Police, Matchbox Twenty/Rob Thomas, Journey/Steve Perry, Skid Row, Queensryche, David Bowie

27. Do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the "real you?"

I guess? I never really focused on my outward appearance.

[bowiethemememime]

@thin-white-duck

Me: Are you afraid of anything?

D: Yes

Me: Anything in particular?

D: Head

Me: That’s the same thing you answered last time you were asked this question. Could you explain why?

D: Holes (he moved the planchette real slow when spelling this out, as if hesitant)

Me: You’re scared of your head because... you might have holes in your brain?

D: Yes

Me: Anything else you’re afraid of?

D: Death

Me: You’re afraid of death, but you’re already dead? Why are you afraid of death?

D: Dead

Me: You’re scared of death because you’re dead?

D: Yes

Me: Is death a person?

D: Yes

Me: Hm, makes sense I suppose. Anything else?

D: No

Me: Why don’t you visit Zed in their dreams anymore?

D: Far

Me: They’re too far away?

D: No

Me: What do you mean by ‘far’ then?

D: Mars

Me: So you don’t mean far as in distance, is it like a spiritual distance; you’re having trouble reaching them spiritually?

D: Yes

Me: Huh, you know I looked at some website showing the position of all the planets earlier today. Does this have something to do with the fact that the Sun’s kind of in the way of Earth and Mars right now?

D: Yes

Me: You will be going back to their dreams once you’re able to, right?

D: Yes

Me: Why did you pick 5:18 and 4:04?

D: Me

Me: Those numbers are you?

D: Yes

Me: Huh, so those numbers just refer to you in a bunch of senses, right?

D: Yes

Me: Does that also include some of the bible verses I looked up the other day?

D: Yes

Me: Is Zed missing any dates? If so, what?

D: No

Me: Do you know when they are going to die?

D: Yes

Me: Oh fuck, do you want to tell me when?

D: No

Me: Is that like a personal thing?

D: Yes

Me: Yeah that makes sense

[dekayingtree]

Confession: I hate the song Life On Mars? and Michael Jackson is overrated

Everyone has their own tastes and you are valid

[dekayingtree]

More random numbers: 7 11 18 30 37

7- Favorite Bowie quote?

"I wanted to prove the sustaining power of music."

11- Have you had any paranormal experiences that have to do with Bowie?

I consider dreams to be very paranormal, and I had an extremely lucid dream that I met David Bowie and chatted with him over tea. I asked a lot of questions, most of which I do not remember, and I asked for a hug. He gave me a hug and told me I reminded him of Lexi. He also gave me tips on how to succeed in the music world, one of which was "ignore the bullshit." The dream happened the night that he died. I woke up the next morning to the news.

18- Do you have any David Bowie tattoos?

No. I don't want tattoos but I like seeing them on other people!

30- Outside or Earthling?

Outside, the songs slap more and are more rocker, less techno (a genre that just did not suit Bowie, imo).

37- Would you rather have Bowie as your guardian angel or sleep paralysis demon?

Guardian Angel.

[dekayingtree]

Todays random numbers are: 11 22 4 and 17

11: A song you never get tired of

Underground- David Bowie

22: A song that moves you forward

Break My Stride- Matthew Wilder

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

Transatlanticism- Death Cab For Cutie

17: A song that you would sing a duet with on karaoke

Leather And Lace- Stevie Nicks and Don Henley