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My mom took Bug to get a spare pair of sneakers. Bug, being her usual distracted self, was taking a long time to put on the shoes she was trying on. Salesperson was getting a little antsy, so my mom told Bug to focus and hurry up a bit.
Bug replied, “I’m trying Grandma. I can’t go any faster. I was just in the hospital, you know.” FTR - she meant when we took her to the ER a couple of weeks ago because she fell on the diving board. She’s perfectly fine...if a bit dramatic.
Waiting with Bug for Wes’ dance class to end, I made a quick trip to the bathroom. I came out to find Bug standing outside the door holding her ‘cell phone’ (an old flip phone no longer working.) She saw me come out and turned to one of her dance teachers who was with her. Bug: Oh, there she is.
Teacher: She was just going to ‘call’ you on her phone to see where you were. She pulled it out, said she was going to call, opened it, sighed (dramatically), slammed it shut, and said, “Oh great, my phone’s dead. I forgot to charge it.”
Me: It doesn’t work. Teacher: I figured as much. ;) Parent (overhearing our conversation): She was ‘texting’ earlier. I saw her tapping away and asked who she was texting. She told me she was talking to her friends. So....I guess I can just keep giving her old phones to use instead of buying her one when she gets older, right?
John was watching the last season of Doctor Who with the kids. He just walked by me and informed me that Bug had left my Sonic Screwdriver (pen w/ uv light) out.
Me: When did she take my sonic screwdriver? John: When she was trying to save Danny from the cybermen. She was sitting there with it aimed at them.
Took the kids to Superhero Training at the library last night. At the end, they could choose a temporary tattoo. Bug: Do you have a Flash? Girl (looking at the boxes) Uhhh.... Me: No, they have Spider-Man, Batman, Avengers, and Transformers. Bug (sighing): I’ll take a Bumblebee, then. (When girl just stares at her, she reaches out and pulls a Bumblebee from the Transformers box.) Yes, my daughter is a geek, why do you ask?
Showed Bug a picture of her dance school’s dance team at a competition this week. They’re all dressed up for an awards ceremony, girls are all in prom-style dresses and the one boy on the nationals team is in a suit and tie. Bug points to the boy: Who’s that? I name him. Bug: Really? It doesn’t look like him. Usually he has a stripe in the front of his hair. That’s how I pick him out. Me: I’d pick him out because he’s the only boy on that team, but maybe that’s just me.
Bug: My legs are hairy. I need to shave.
Yes, she just turned 7.
Bug just showed me a picture of Adam and Eve wearing fig leaves.
Bug: This is the most uncomfortable picture of Adam and Eve. Me: Why? Because they’re wearing fig leaves? Bug: Yeah. They shouldn’t be wearing those yet. Me:.... uh, so you’d be ok with it if they were wearing nothing? Bug: Uh huh.
Bug came home with a sealed manila envelop from school today addressed to me. She tried to tell me it might be a present from her teacher. I told her I was wary of any presents from her teacher. (Bug goes to a super-conservative Christian school. Yeah, I know. :-p )
I open it up and a catalog comes out along with a note. According to the note, Bug had brought the catalog into school and shared it with a 7th grade boy. (She’s in 1st grade.) The note went on to say that while they believed she did it innocently, it was inappropriate. The catalog in question? A Victoria Secret Swimsuit catalog that she swiped from somewhere. *face palm*
