#thingsdadsdo

[notyourmomspodcast-blog]

My underwear may knock me down but you won’t. #bitchplease #talkshit #talkshitgethit #thingsdadsdo #balance #embarrassing https://www.instagram.com/p/BpfuIcDBgoE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ort2wawj099t

[greenwithnoe]

DAD: *sees a sports anchor* That guy doesn’t use hair gel

ME: Dad, he’s bald

[leroybinks]

Though I didn't make it to Metropolis until after the eclipse, rumors have started to trickle in that a bizzaro Superman was seen changing in the phone booth in front of the Daily Planet. (Maybe not THE Bizarro Superman, but still damn bizarre.) #Superman #metropolis #eclipse #bizzarosuperman #dceu #travel #travelphotography #thingsdadsdo

[joey-hickey]

So my car broke down like 3 weeks ago..

1 week Dad: “My friend will come by and take a look at your car” *friend drops off parts and doesnt look at it*

2 weeks  Dad: “I’ll tow it before your birthday party so it doesn’t take up space and I will get it fixed” *car sits in the street* *pushes into driveway the morning after my birthday party with a hangover on my birthday*

3 weeks Dad: “You can always use my car.” *dust collects on and in car...*