#thingsidiotssay

[britnibrault-blog]

“I’ve always wanted to be in the witness protection program. Fresh start, no debts, no baggage. I’ve already got a name picked out, Lord Rupert Everton. I’m a shipping merchant who raises fancy dogs. That’s the life.” #michaelscott #thingsidiotssay #worldsbestboss #theoffice #stopmotion

[chai-mocha-ffxiv]

Things douche the ex says “coming in here and coughing and acting all dramatic” when I was having an asthma attack from using aerosol cleaner because he refuses to a) clean and b) buy non-aerosol cleaners and air fresheners <b>knowing</b> I’m asthmatic

[oswednesday]

im not oppressed i like getting paid less than male workers