Mar 25, 2025
"Nintendo of Canada? Delete."
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"Nintendo of Canada? Delete."
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Quotes Ive said while gaming over the past 4 years, in no order.
"...Two seats of teth"
"the only ass i want to kick is that of a hot pocket"
"you got me with your brogunk"
"after dying so many times, the dragon stopped wishing me back to life"
"I dont care about your yokel music"
"now i need to make a black version"
"I went to the bathroom and came back with a drink"
"what the hell! she just attacked a crippled person"
"i dont think brain damage is an achievement"
"how do i get the meat?"
"im not saying i wouldnt fuck the slime"
"the milf slime wasnt in the mood"
"well, i guess, but that doesnt mean it beeds a dick"
"get back here you chicken bastard!"
"use your arm, you've no excuse"
"did you just say assfire?"
"somebody needs to get the sky some heads and shoulders"
"ghosts dont understand space physics"
"ive tried using every virgin"
"dont throw your bones at me you dick!"
"bigbirds coming home to roost, if ya know what im saying?"
"can i have a long one please?"
"i dont think you know how slushies work"
"i bet he carries a 4 star restaurant in his pants"
"jimbos inherent cuteness has gone up"
"it was black, its not important to the story, but it was" (i think this was about a notebook but idk at this point)
"its like trying to fuck a sriracha sandwich"
"trying to use the laser drill as a weapon is like trying to poke q bird with your dick"
Zodiac Signs + Things I've Said
For the love of titties why can't we all just get along? (Libra, Cancer)
My cat is more important then my insecurities. (Virgo, Scorpio)
I might have left nipple cancer. (Taurus, Capricorn)
The power of Christ compels you to fuck off. (Aries, Leo)
That's just how titties roll.. or should I say jiggle? (Aquarius, Pisces)
(in country accent) Man I love me some fried alligator nipples. (Gemini, Sagittarius)