#thingsiyell

[eric-sadahire]

Dog owners: His name is Buddy

Cat owners: His name is Cool Ranch Dorito

[twinkieboiandthedom]

things i have said while uwu-ing

whenever i uwu i yell weird shit, heres a list of some of the best ones

"fucking stab me with a fork that's so cute"

"if you don't stop being so cute i'm going to have to castrate you with a fork"

"throw me in a pit of fire and cook me like a motherfucking chicken that's so fucking cute"

"aw that's so fucking cute ew i'm gonna throw up now"

"ugh that's so cute i'm going to throw water all over my electrical cables and electrocute myself (?)"

"rip my eyes out daddy"

"emotions yay when do they fuck"

probably gonna have updates on this since i seem to yell these things a lot