Things pilots say...
I was talking to my captain about people being late and he was telling me about an FA he flew with that was always late for the van to the airport. He says, "The scheduled van time doesn't mean, that's when you show up. It means cheeks in the seats! We are ready to go!"
Needless to say, I nearly fell over with laughter! Oh I get to fly with him all month! Yay!












