#thingsspencersteachersaid

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“I know about the game among us. I’m a big fan of chungus.”

-My AP Gov teacher after asking us why we were laughing at the word “among”

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great. my teacher couldnt hear us so instead of checking if his speaker was on, he ended the meeting. fucking boomers.

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“[The AP Physics C test] is like a colonoscopy! Glad it’s over!” -my physics teacher

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“There’s more than one way to skin a cat, and the cat don’t like any of em.”

- My AP Lit teacher Is this an expression? did he make this up??? what

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“There’s no such thing as small women, only small-minded men.”

-my AP Lit teacher

in context, it’s not that profound, but i’ll take what I can get

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My AP Lit teacher just told a story that involved him walking his dog really late at night and then jumping into a neighbor’s yard to avoid a bunch of cop cars chasing a motorcycle and I think he’s a side character

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“The good thing about being 5′5″ is that many things, like satire, go right over your head!”

-My AP Lit teacher

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someone in my class, in reference to when they’re coming back to in person school from online school: “yeah, I’m coming back on monday.” my AP Stats teacher: “That’s what my first wife said too. But she didn’t.”

ARE YOU GOOD, SIR??