#thingsthatmakemyworld

[failing-at-its-finest-blog]

[toothpastecookies]

hi beautiful, how are you today ? xxx

Awh, I'm fine, how are you gorgeous?xxx

[teuntjem]

I'm just laughing way to hard at this

[teuntjem]

So my brother just quietly walked behind me , I didn't notice him , and when his face was next to mine , he whispered ; 'penis'. he just scared the shit out of me

[teuntjem]

So , a couple of minutes ago , the bell rang. I opened the door, didn't expect a lot. who's there  !? my best friend & her sister who starts trowing candy at me. my best friend gave me this present and just left, leaving me flabbergasted behind. I'm not aloud to open the present yet, and i'm still sitting here like WTF

[teuntjem]

hahahahhahahahaha

[teuntjem]

the ridiculous thing is that I'm pretty smart but at the same time I manage to be the dumbest person alive. basically, your life's shit when you don't understand sarcasm, believe me