10 things we learn from movies:
If you decide to start dancing and singing in the street, everyone you meet will stop - join you - AND know all the steps.
If you live in a haunted house, you should start investigating the strange noises in your basement - in your underwear.
When chased by a mad-man, you should run upstairs.
If identical twins ask you to play with them. You should scream and run. They will kill you.
Even though the bad guy has the better plan the good guys always win
The real monsters are human-beings.
There are in fact monsters under your bed.
Weapons have unlimited ammo.
If you want information - just ask the bartender. However it will be necessary to slap a $20 bill into his palm. After that he will know everything.
Dogs always know who’s bad and will naturally bark at them.