100 Specific questions we answer for no apparent reason!
Yup, that’s right. We are back with some pointless blogging. Or not so pointless blogging, depends on how you look at it.
We know everyone has missed us so we have came back to answer really important questions! Just for you!
So sit back and enjoy our answers. Or we’ll send someone after you. Or sit at your window breathing heavily on the glass.
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Wendy: Closed. But so many closet jokes here.
Jill: Closed. Because how else are you going to keep out the monsters.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
W: Depends. What hotel am I staying at? How much did I pay for the hotel?
J: No
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
W: I don’t know. Maybe Jill can tell you ;)
J: I’m not sure. I start off all nice and neat and then it ends up with the quilt over my head.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
W: Yeah, the STOP sign. Never stopped me. Such a rebel BA DA TSSSS
J: Nope
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
W: I suppose so.
J: Love post-it notes. I thank Lisa Kudrow everyday for inventing them.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
W: Yes?
J: Yes?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
W: Swarm of bees. At least I have a chance of survival and get free honey out of it.
J: I reckon, just because Wendy said bees, I’m going to go for a big bear. My chances of running away from a big bear is more likely than running away from a swarm of bees. Besides, it might be a big teddy bear.
8: Do you have freckles?
W: Yes
J: Yes
9:Do you always smile for pictures?
W: Only funeral ones. KIDDING!
J: Yes, except for the sneaky ones that Wendy takes of me.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
W: My biggest one would probably be bad manners.. in anyone. There is no need to be a dick or plain right rude for no reason. Don’t be a dick!
J: Same
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
W: Sometimes. If you step on a crack, you break your mother’s back.
J: Sometimes. If you step on a poo, you have a dirty shoe.
12: Have you ever been camping?
W: This one time in band camp...
J: I’ve been half camping.
13: How long has it been since you've been camping?
W: 2 Summers ago
J: Same
W: It was with me!!
14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
W: Only when no one is watching.
J: All the time.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
W: Nope
J: Nope
16: How many people have you spent time with this week?
W: I have to count??? Maaaaan, they didn’t warn me about this when I started answering these questions :(
J: Many. Lots.
17: What size is your bed?
W: King size
J: Double
18: What is your Song of the week?
W: Vienna - Billy Joel
J: Holiday - Madonna
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
W: Sure! It’s only a colour. Why wouldn’t it be?
J: Of course it is.
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
W: Yup!
J: Absolutely!
21: What’s your least favourite movie?
W: Under the Skin.. because f*ck that movie.
J: Springbreakers (Spring break Y’allll)
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
W: On a deserted island.. duh.
J: I think that would be telling.
23: What do you drink with dinner?
W: Water or tea!
J: Water, juice or tea.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
W: If these are McDonald’s chicken nuggets then it’ll would be McDonald’s curry sauce dip. If these are just regular, bog standard chicken nuggets, then it’ll be ketchup.
J: The nearest condiment.
25: What is your favourite food?
W: Hard question since I love food. Perhaps sushi or anything Italian.
J: All.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
W: When the questions says ‘moviesssss’ does it mean a movie series? Or is it just a typo? Well, the one MOVIE I would watch over and over again would be Battle Royale.
J: Harry Potter
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
W: You!
J: The Dazzler
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
W: Mixed scout! Kidding, I don’t know what that is..
J: Nope
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
W: Depends. Would this magazine be seen by the public? And how much money would I get? Do I get to see Jill pose nude in a magazine? All questions are relevant :)
J: Nope, nope, nope
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
W: Erm, about 3 months ago.
J: Eeeeeerrrrmmmm.... I can’t remember the last time.
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
W: I can top up the oil in my car but what do you mean it needs changed??!
J: Nooooooooo.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
W: Nope, law abiding citizen here
J: Nope.
33: Ever ran out of gas?
W: Yes, I once farted so much I ran out of gas.
J: Yes but a few more sprouts sorted me right out.
34: Favourite kind of sandwich?
W: I don’t think I have one..... I mean, if I walked into a shop what sandwich would I get? Hmmmmm?
J: Egg and onion
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
W: I don’t like breakfast food... so I’ll go with... something nutritious.
J: Today I had... chopped banana, blueberries and mixed nuts. Which totally cancels out the lemon tart I also had.
36: What is your usual bedtime?
W: When the wolf howls at the moon.
J: Whenever I’m tired?
37: Are you lazy?
W: Only when I want to be.
J: Sometimes.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
W: I didn’t celebrate Halloween until I met Jill.
J: A Witch
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
W: Rabbit (not all rabbits are the same... seen that in an Ann Summers shop)
J: Tiger (Tigers will eat you as soon as look as you... didn’t see that in an Ann Summers shop).
40: How many languages can you speak?
W: 2!
J: Almost one
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
W: Nope
J: Nope
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
W: No idea what Lincoln logs are... so I will go with legos.
J: Don’t know what Lincoln logs are... legos!
43: Are you stubborn?
W: I can be if I want to be
J: Not really.
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
W: Neither!
J: Neither, don’t really watch them
45: Ever watch soap operas?
W: Yes, Neighbours and Sunset Beach! Not anymore though!
J: I’m pretty much a soap opera “magazine”.
46: Are you afraid of heights?
W: ish... not really but kinda am.
J: No.
47: Do you sing in the car?
W: Yes
J: Yes
48: Do you sing in the shower?
W: yes
J: Yes
49: Do you dance in the car?
W: No, I’m driving!
J: Yes
50: Ever used a gun?
W: Yes. But I was in a gun range... not on a shooting rampage...
J: Shooting range in Vegas!
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
W: Professionally.. it was my graduation.
J: Graduation!
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
W: Never! Love them so much
J: Love them
53: Is Christmas stressful?
W: Not really
J: No it’s magical.
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
W: Yes, was in Poland two years ago!
J: Nope
55: Favourite type of fruit pie?
W: Apple Pie
J: You can’t beat apple
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
W: I wanted to be a ninja. Still do.
J: When I was a kid, I wanted to be hairdresser and have my own salon
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
W: Nope
J: Yip.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
W: I’m having one right now
J: Only if there is a glitch in the Matrix
59: Take a vitamin daily?
W: Nope!
J: Nope.
60: Wear slippers?
W: Yes, what else do you wear in the house on your feet?
J: Sometimes
61: Wear a bath robe?
W: All the time, like Hugh Hefner only less creepy...
J: Yip!
62: What do you wear to bed?
W: Nothing at all. Kidding! Bed clothes.. duh.
J: PJ’s!
63: First concert?
W: Christina Aguilera Dirrty Tour
J: ABBA Tribute
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
W: Neither. Asda
J: Don’t have any here!
65: Nike or Adidas?
W: Puma
J: Adidas. Simply because of the poppers bottoms that everyone had in the 90′s!
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
W: Our equivalent is Wotsits .. so I’ll go with that
J: Wotsits
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
W: Peanuts
J: Peanuts
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
W: Nope. Only know it as a French word
J: Et tu?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
W: Are you saying that I’m a bad dancer??
J: No, I’m just naturally good.
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
W: Yes, a stripper. Hehe, not really.
J: I heard there was a 007 vacancy.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
W: Of course!
J: Yes
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
W: Everyday of my life
J: Nope
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
W: I don’t think I have...
J: Many, many times! I once cried over someone giving me a small box of Roses.
74: Own any record albums?
W: yes
J: Yes
75: Own a record player?
W: Yes
J: No, but I know 3 people who does
76: Regularly burn incense?
W: Nope, it means something different in my culture so nope.
J: Nope.
77: Ever been in love?
W: Yes.
J: Yes.
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
W: KinKi Kids
J: Guns n Roses
79: What was the last concert you saw?
W: Megadeth
J: The Killers
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
W: Hot tea! What is this cold tea business?!
J: Hot tea.
81: Tea or coffee?
W: Tea! Coffee taste like ash to me!
J: I love coffee, but I could not live without tea
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
W: Sugar
J: Sugar
83: Can you swim well?
W: ..Define.. well...
J: Yes
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
W: What is this question? How can you not?
J: Can’t everyone?
85: Are you patient?
W: Yes
J: I think so
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
W: Band
J: DJ
87: Ever won a contest?
W: I’m sure I have, can’t remember what though
J: Can’t remember
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
W: Nope
J: Nope
89: Which are better black or green olives?
W: Black
J: Black olives
90: Can you knit or crochet?
W: No and no
J: Yes, No
91: Best room for a fireplace?
W: Living Room
J: Same
92: Do you want to get married?
W: Do you WANT me to get married?
J: Does your face what to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
W: For one million years
J: ..........
94: Who was your HS crush?
W: It’s Jill
J: Couldn’t tell you there *whispers* It’s Wendy
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
W: Am I 12?
J: No, I’m not 4
96: Do you have kids?
W: Not that I am aware of
J: Not until Wendy gives me hers
97: Do you want kids?
W: By kids, do you mean cats?
J: Next question.
98: What’s your favourite colour?
W: I don’t think I have one. All the colours are pretty sound to me
J: Too indecisive to pick one
99. Something that happened to you in middle school.
W: I never went to middle school, so I shall make something up. Yes, I sold drugs to blind kids
J: Fell down a muddy hill on my belly in front of all the older kids. Slid down it from top to bottom #thatswhatshesaid
100: Do you miss anyone right now?
W: Yes
J: Yes
PHEW! That’s it! The 100 things you needed to know, like right now. Laters nerds!
