#thirdoffinwe

[feanors-daughter]

Sister, why am I receiving letters that you are bothering the Ainur about the size of their genitals?

Your weary brother, Nelyafinwë

(Via @third-of-finwe )

Dear @third-of-finwe,

Morgoth has a tiny dick compared to Oromë and he deserves to feel bad about himself. Not necessarily about the size of his genitals, just in general, because he is the worst.

With love, Laurelin

[boundbyeruslight]

Bounding around the yard she splashed theough the small puddles left by the rains. Still to small to wonder on her own she enjoyed these outdoor playtimes. Spotted coat shining as stray rays of sun broke through the clouds she pounced on every rock and leaf. Crouching low she flicked her tail tip.

The rock moved again. Lowering her body she slowly stalked forward. The rock stood on short legs and began to walk away. Speeding her muddy paws she ran and pounced!

Sniffing about the strange markings on the rock she bapped it with her paw. It did not move. Curious she sniffed at a hole in part of the rocks surface. And bapped again. It did not move. Reaching her small paw out she flipped it to the side.

Little stubby feet flailed. She sniffed and bapped. And flipped it back. Beyond curious she gave it a very small lick. And shook her head sneezing. Nope not food. But. Rock is hurt. Should return to Nelyo. Yes. Maybe get snack for saving rock! Carefully taking it in her mouth she ran to the house trailing mud, wet fur, and a very diaturbed and concerned baby tortoise.

[gronthosargureos]

"That was not saying hello! I already knew who you were!"-Maedhros

“That’s how I say hello, Carrot Top.”

[hurinthesteadfast]

(from Maedhros @thirdoffinwe) "Lord Hurin, as someone who tried and failed to defy Morgoth, I extend my deepest sorrow for the pain you endured at his hands, and my respect for your strength and resilience."

“I wish to thank you for your kind words, my lord! It means so much to me! But I doubt that I was as resilient as I should be. I am a broken man now, broken because I have lost everyone I loved” Hurin sighed in pain. He wondered if Lord Maedhros had experienced the same pain at the hands of Morgoth.

@thirdoffinwe

[meeeeeeeelkoooooooor]

Stop bugging me for Trip Adviser Reviews, Morgoth. Just because Hurin managed to get his down on time doesn't mean that I work the same way. I'm on the eighty eighth page. You should have it submitted in a few years.-Maedhros (@thirdoffinwe)

@thirdoffinwe ok but dont forget to rate us 5 stars

[gronthosargureos]

For (a young) Celebrimbor: "I feel asleep in Feanor's forges and nearly lit the house on fire when a candle was knocked over" (from the mod of thirdoffinwe)

“Nobody can prove it was me! And anyway, Grandfather and Father both would never let me hear the end of it! I was grounded for six months and lost all my forge privileges… how in the Void did you hear about it?”

[thefatedfinwe]

I’m so sorry you got that ridiculous anon! The only one ruining fun is them! I love how you write your characters and their interactions with others and your art is absolutely beautiful!

-@outofangband/third-of-finwe

Thank you very much darling. I appreciate it greatly.

@outofangband