#thirsty asks

[unintentionalseductress]

sighhh another day without rafayel waking me up by eating me out sighhhh :((((

I'm so sorry I can relate 😮‍💨😮‍💨

I always wake up without Zayne and Caleb sucking my tits and get reminded of the crushing disappointment of reality 😞😞😞

[holdmytesseract]

sending you some SoccerAid Tomathy today after hellsite did the hellsiting again 💖🫡

LOOK AT DEM THIGHSSSS... 🫠🥵 I wanna...

Thank you, bestie, you're so sweet and kind. 🤗💕 Also... *shakes first* Tumblr, you hellsite!

[ladyzirkonia]

Which clone(s) would be the best male stripper(s) at your clone whore house?

Oh girl (YES I know who you are ;)) I'm so sorry it took me so long. I'm embarrassed by myself because of all the unanswered asked and I wanna tell ya, I saw them all and I love them all and I'm sorry that I can't get my shit together.

So short answer? Like the whole 501st. (without Captain Rex and Dogma of course, like we all know this wouldn't be their cup of tea)

Long answer? We can narrow it down to Fives and Jesse. (Pre-Citadel) Echo and Hardcase would be a option too.

But I'll stay with Fives and Jesse our beloved and my final answer for the stripper of the month would definitely be our boy juicy Jesse. Don't get me wrong flirty Fives could pull this off too and DAMN he would be hot and have so much fun (I think this man is a incredible dancer). But I think at one point he wouldn't take this so seriously and start clonwning around because this man is hilarious and wouldn't take himself seriously.

But Jesse... damn I mean it's not like juicy Jesse wouldn't be already the perfect stripper name. We all know this man is build DIFFERENT. Who wouldn't want to get danced on by this tighs, seriously? And he's funny, such a flirt and tease the PERFECT stripper for my clone whore house. Definitely employer of the month potential.

Admit you would give him all your credits just to get a smile like that and touch his thigh one time.

[dawnrider]

Canon: Kagome introduces (character of your choice) to Magic 8 Balls

So much for a "short drabble" @superpixie42 but it came out to be 1000 words exactly, so there's that.

There was an unexpected clunk in the bottom of the bag when she popped the first aid kit back in. Kagome frowned, pulling the neck of the bag wide so she could get a better look. She pushed her spare set of clothes aside, making a face when she saw what it was. "What's wrong?" Inuyasha grumbled, still shifting and rolling his shoulders to get used to the bandages she had wrapped around his ribs and upper back.

"Nothing. I just… don't know why this is in here."

That caught his attention more fully and he turned to peek over her shoulder. She was holding a round black object, shiny but scuffed. There was a white circle with a black symbol on top. "What the hell is it?" It gave off no discernible scent, no sounds he could hear. Kagome rolled her wrist, flipping it over, and he noticed the bottom was flat.

"It's a magic eight ball." Inuyasha squinted as a triangle appeared in the flat space, words he couldn't decipher at first in bright white.

"Should you be carrying around some magic thing with the jewel shards right there?" he asked, highly skeptical. He thought Kagome knew better than to pick up random – possibly dangerous – items by now.

To his frustration, Kagome started to giggle.

His scowl must have caught her attention, because she smothered it and coughed. She scooted closer to him, her side pressing against his arm. "It's not actually magic, Inuyasha. It's a toy." She explained that it had fluid inside and the triangle was actually a multi-sided block floating around. "The idea is that you ask it a yes or no question and it tells you the future."

"The future?"

Kagome shrugged. "Most of the answers are vague enough aside from yes or no that you can interpret it how you want, really." She showed him how it worked by flipping it right side up and asking if Miroku would ask a woman to bear his child in the village they were staying in. When she rolled it over You may rely on it appeared in the window. "Not really a fair question…"

Both their heads popped up when an indignant screech was followed by a resounding slap.

"Definitely not fair." Inuyasha peered at it more closely. "Try something else."

"Hmmm… Will I make it back in time for my English test next week?" Better not tell you now. "Not promising," Kagome sighed with a wry smile.

The sound of children squabbling rose outside the hut they were borrowing and Kagome rolled her eyes when they heard Shippou's voice ringing above the others. His tone was decidedly haughty and it was clear he was about to get himself into some trouble. The young miko groaned as she rolled to her feet, dropping the eight ball into Inuyasha's startled hands.

"Your turn!"

"Keh." Inuyasha watched her duck out of the doorway, calling for the runt as she went. He rolled the ball between his hands for a moment in thought. It was just a toy, she said, it didn't really predict anything. "Will I ever be a full youkai?" he finally whispered to it. He hesitated before flipping it over quickly. It took a moment for the block to settle in place. Reply hazy, try again. "This stupid thing." But he couldn't help repeating the question… and got the same answer. 

Which made him curious. Was this thing more than it appeared? 

He sniffed it again, turning it over and looking carefully for any sign of tampering. There was nothing. "Will we defeat Naraku?" Signs point to yes. Well! That was some good news! Inuyasha's chest puffed with pride until his ribs twinged and he was reminded of why he was sitting in a strange hut in a strange village, ribs and chest wrapped in gauze. "Keh."

Kagome took good care of him, whether he liked it or not. He shook his head with a smirk. She'd gotten much better at this first aid stuff too. Efficient. Which was sad in a way, because it meant she was doing it more often.

"Will Kagome always be safe?" he murmured to himself. The sphere in his hand felt heavier for a moment. My sources say no the little triangle read. His face fell. "Will Kagome… will she stay with me like she said?" Cannot predict now. Inuyasha fought the very strong urge to hurl the thing across the room. He had to ask one last thing, his curiosity too much to ignore. "D-Does she love me?" he barely breathed aloud.

So focused, he had missed the sound of Kagome's footsteps as she returned to the hut. She was steamed about Shippou's antics and his propensity for mischief. She froze when she realized he was staring at her. Seeing the eight ball still in his hand, her brow furrowed when he still said nothing. "What's wrong?" she asked, dropping to her knees in front of him. Her hands fluttered over his torso to check that he wasn't suddenly bleeding out or something. When there was nothing obviously dire, her gaze went to the ball. She lightly took his wrist and looked at the response still floating there. "It is decidedly so, huh? What did you ask?" Her scent and expression were a mix of curious and concerned. Inuyasha finally took a breath.

"J-Just if we had ramen for dinner. I'm starved." He quickly plopped the ball in her hand and stretched out on the futon. "You want me to rest or not, woman?" he snapped when she kept watching him carefully. Kagome only rolled her eyes at his blustering before getting up to put water on to boil. When her back was turned, humming under her breath as she worked, Inuyasha allowed himself a little smile.

It might be a toy, but it made him a little more hopeful for the future. Hope was something they could all use a bit more of these days. 

[wineanddineloseyourmind]

I want to cum for you so bad

Well anon, if you’re my mutual then my DMs are open for you 💞 I’d like to see it, not gonna lie 😇

[therogerclarkfanclub]

roger covered in blood >>>>>>>>>

Correction:

Shirtless Roger covered in blood >>>>>>>>>>

🥵

[bihansthot]

I am barely conscious at this point lol thank all y’all that sent thirsty MK asks y’all are the best 💕

[stormcallart]

Storm I gotta say this because it has been on my mind for days. All Smite gives me the vibe that he's the guy who likes his women thicker than a snicker you know what I'm saying😆😏😍

Listen, Listen... All Smite is a man of variety! But those big hands like a good handful 😏