Please tell us more about slutty virgin Steve there is not enough of him
Slutty virgin Steve:
Has been in love with Bucky Barnes since 1934, but was always to afraid to act on it/say anything re: Bucky is a ladies man and homosexuality was very much a crime.
Wakes up in the twenty-first century and is still Very Gay, but he doesn’t /do/ anything about it because 1) he has conditioned himself to be quiet and private about his preferences and 2) to him, Bucky died, like, three days ago.
Jerks off to thoughts of being smol again and Bucky pinning him down and fucking his mouth. Is very sad afterwards.
OOP BUCKY’S ALIVE
Bucky’s alive and he comes home and he spends some time recovering in the apartment he shares with Steve now, etc etc, anyways.
Bucky is alive and Bucky is... a Grade A Beefcake. Steve’s sad jerking off becomes guilty jerking off, but it’s more than that, because now Bucky is constantly around and he’s wearing sweatpants that ride too low on his hips and Bucky likes wifebeater tanks and Steve’s horny level has been turned up to eleven (11).
Steve is only sneaky and quiet when he’s on the battlefield.
Steve is neither sneaky nor quiet when he is experimenting with fingerfucking himself in the shower.
Bucky is a good listener—especially when people are actively saying his name out loud.
(Steve showers, and Bucky listens.)
(Bucky also finds a new, unfamiliar razor in said shower. A smattering of little black dark blond curlies clings to it. Bucky thinks about Steve shaving himself smooth and testing the new grounds with the tips of his own fingers and biting his lips until they’re as red as his cheeks and Bucky fucks his own fist and paints the shower wall.)
Steve shops online for dildos on his tablet, but he can never bring himself to check out his shopping cart, too much internalized shame, too scared someone will find out.
Steve has considered exploring phallic objects that do not come from adam and eve dot com, but 1) zucchinis do not have a flared base, and Steve thinks safety is Very Important and would literally have to off himself if Bucky had to drive him to the ER because he got a squash stuck in his rectum, and 2) Steve grew up in the Depression. Steve does not waste food.
So Steve shameshops for dildos online, buys zero (0) dildos.
Steve is bad at browser security.
Steve and Bucky share a tablet.
Bucky checks out the shopping cart.
A package arrives one day from a nondescript sender, and it is addressed to Steve’s attention. Bucky picks it up and takes it into the kitchen.
“Package for you, Stevie.”
“Oh? Okay, um. Don’t remember ordering anything...”
“Open it then. Find out.”
“Uh, yeah. Okay.”
(Bucky files it away in his mind to scold Steve later—ten spanks should do it—for being an idiot who opens strange packages just because big, beefy soldiers hand them to him)
“Whatcha got there, Stevie?”
“It’s... um... I don’t think they had the right—”
“Show me.”
“... No.”
“What? Why?”
“It’s not mine.”
“What’s not yours?”
“This. All of it. I think someone played a prank on me.”
“Just show me, Steve.”
“I. I don’t want to.”
“Are you really saying that everything in that box—whatever it is—is totally unfamiliar to you? You’ve never seen it before?”
“...Yes.”
“...”
“That is what I am saying.”
“...”
“...”
“Steve?”
“... Yeah, Buck?”
“Do you want to take me up to your bedroom and show off what the mailman brought you?”
***
(It’s dildos.)
(The mailman brought dildos.)
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