#thirstykoala

[kenhoward]

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[restroomsoap]

Thirsty Koala

This Astoria brunch establishment offers an authentic Australian dining experience. In its restroom, I learned that Australia evidently rations its soap- seven pumps off the wall-mounted dispenser yielded a paltry globule of creamy emulsifant that brought no foam, no scent, and no apparent cleanliness to my skin. It washed clean, the unsatisfying goop racing with embarrassment off my hands and down the drain. End the war, Australia, and stop rationing your soap. Not recommended.

[restroomsoap]

The Thirsty Koala

When the glob of off-yellow soap fell from the dispenser into my palm, I immediately suspected Softsoap or a genetic equivalent. I was pleased to find that assumption incorrect.

Herbaceous and refreshing, this soap formed a thick lather, a complete, chemical-free wash, and a moderately easy rinse. Highly recommended.