#this ask tho

[allesiathehedge]

Are they gunna have a baby?!

Whoa, whoa. What makes ya think they're expecting another baby? 🤔 😂 😂

[sagdustcrusaders]

I know he hates kids and stuff but... Dilf alessi....

Hi Hey Hello there Just wanna ask a little question Who told you that I have a massive thing for dilfs?

Although Alessi hates kids, we can prob come up with some sort of justification for it because FUCK I’m loving this thought, and I’m not letting it go

Ngl personally really into the idea of him being really prickly with his own kid at first because ohshit snot-nosed brat But then, (and I’m sorry if this is like the cheesiest thing) he slowly comes to realize that he would die for them or something Idk he likes this ankle-biter because they’re his ankle-biter

But that’s just one way for it y’know?

Okay but is Alessi competing with a baby for s/o’s attention something we’re willing to consider? Ahah yeah but single dad Alessi tho I’m so sorry I can’t especially when  D I L  F

I want to think that Alessi starts as a really awkward dad because he has no clue what he’s doing But it’s fine maybe because AHA dilf Alessi hijinks!

(OH ALSO your ask reminded me of this one fanart from here and I couldn’t get over that)

[biffybobs-archive]

omg does your little girl like zimzalabim?? 😆 it’s ao cute she likes kpop

asdfghjkl she loves it. But then she also loves the poop emoji and licking people on the arm so I’m not sure her opinions are valid tbh 🤔

[whenemmafallsinlove]

Happy national “Taylor Swift murders men” day

idk why but i read this with the tone that a preacher uses to say “may the lord be with you” and i just feel compelled to respond “and with your spirit”

[sunnymeddows]

sis where are your eyebrows

In the drain, fam

[formerlyjannafaye]

i have No Clue who these ice skaters are that u post about but sdfslkdjfslkdj if they aint the cutest gotdam things

AGSHDJSMSHSH ANON THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!! They are Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir, Canadian olympians who compete in ice dance and they have been partners for over 20 years. Individually they are two of the most beautiful people on the planet. But together?! 😍 They look at each other like they hung the moon and stars and they have the most intense passion and chemistry the world has ever seen. The way they look at each other, touch each other, move together, etc makes me want to write romantic fiction because DANG they are inspiring. I have never wanted real people to figure out that they love each other and get married and have babies so badly before. Maybe one day they will but for now we will just enjoy the beauty that is everything about them. ♥️

[awkweirdtato]

If I met you I would give you a nice warm hug and maybe even wiggle my fingers on your sides :3

A hug. That’s warm???? oh gosh nuuu wait who are you all I’ve wanted is a huggggg pls hug meee come baaaaaack 😭😭 and THEN, you just had to drive the nail in the coffin even MORE with that last part😶 how could you but aghhhhh I’m not disagreeingggggg

WHY CAN’T I MEET PEOPLE

[cynopansy]

Rei you sinne r

oh my god