#this cannot go wrong

[big-wooden-horse]

I call dibs on ransacking the temple of athena

[beckrl]

to get my nsfw Twitter popular I'm going to draw elaborate gay porn like I always do but I'll just hide an amogus in there and like 1300 people will comment with it circled and then the algorithm will make the tweets take off

[stinkbeck]

alright that’s it. i’m going into the yard tomorrow, collecting all the spiders i can find, and dumping them into my bed. i am SICK of things eating me!!!! let’s see how u like it when something eats YOU!!!!!!

[splitstemsys]

Wow, I'm in a really bad place right now mentally and lacking the affection I want

Maybe I should stop actively chatting with the guy who clearly has barely blockaded sexual interest in me while I'm not in a state to make smart decisions

[cultstatus]

started feeling nauseous but hungry when I got off work so I got home and opened the fridge and was like I'll have something light to settle my stomach- OOOOOO HOT BEAN DIP

[coauthoribarelyknowher]

first all nighter in months and i feel good i feel GREAT im going to have spring rolls and croissants for breakfast then do skincare

[rohirric-hunter]

"Do you want to do an escort mission as a delving?"

[bitchesbeshopping]

time to put my 3x4 feet canvas covered in wet oil paint in the prius!