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lucapasqualino: We're actually all looking in that direction! @azmajid @maddenrichard😎 #Aboatlastnight

#this dork though #king cutiepie #lookit these fabulously stylish gents #richard madden #azim majid #luke pasqualino #luca pasqualino

these notes my gf made on their glorious, top of the line spreadsheet they made for our upcoming trip that made me giggle like crazy:

(for context on this next one, there's a mirror literally attached to the wall RIGHT NEXT TO THE BED)

(context for the next one: i gotta get up to pee often at night 🥺)

no wonder i'm completely head over heels for this dork 🥰

#this spreadsheet y'all #i've seen some great ones in my line of work but this one takes the cake #this dork though #massive hearteyes going on here

TASK 001; About Baxter

LIKES/DISLIKES

favorite season? fall

ideal date? live theatre

favorite date movie? anything with good action

favorite date cuisine? pizza

ideal honeymoon destination? probably somewhere in africa or asia

favorite flower? lily

favorite candy? sour patch kids

cuffed or casual? casual

how long do you prefer to know someone before having sex? about a week or so at least

PAST RELATIONSHIPS

longest relationship? two years

how many have you ended? one

ever had a one nightstand? yes

ever cheated? nope

ever been cheated on? probably

ever had a forbidden relationship? yes

ever been the other wo/man? yes

ever been in love? yes

BELIEFS

do you believe in love? yes

do you believe in love at first sight? yes

do you believe in marriage? yes

do you believe in divorce? yes

do you believe in soulmates? yes

do you believe in one, true love? yes

do you believe in second chances? yes

do you want children? yes

DEAL BREAKERS

could you ever be with someone who smokes? yes

could you ever be with someone who drinks? yes

could you ever be with someone who already has a child? yes

could you ever be with someone who uses recreational drugs? yes

could you ever be with someone who has cheated? yes

could you ever be with someone who has abusive tendencies? no

what is a huge turn off for you? someone without a funny bone

could you ever be with someone who doesn’t share your views of whether or not to have children? yes

FANTASIES

are you into bdsm? no

have you ever had a threesome? if no, would you want to? no

have you ever kissed (or done more) with someone of the same sex? yes

have you ever participated in an orgy (defined as 4+ people at once)? no

are you into roleplay? yes

what are your favorite kinks? biting my ear, foreplay

what are your favorite turn ons? confidence, a nerd side

describe your number one fantasy? any roleplay session where i can be my elf self and i get to rescue her meaning my reward is the best sex ever!

#aihqtask001 #this dork though

At my old high school, volunteering for my brother's choir concert.

#selfie #this dork though

Whenever me and my friends are in a public bathroom and we have to wait in line at the sink to wash our hands I’m like ‘no, check it out’ *makes spray noises* and everybody’s like ‘thanks girl.’

Taylor Swift talking about her Lavender Anti-Bacterial Hand Spray (x)

#this dork though #lol

Lalnable: I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOME IF YOU FUCK WITH ME

Also Lalnable: oh no my voice changer broke oh fuck those flies are attacking me pls help

#Lalnable #flux baddies #this dork though

#kiryu #takemasa #this dork though

Feb 20 ;)

I know your birthday ya dork!!!!! Remember in high school when I got you that Thor comic, good times ;) Ill still mark you down though... I suppose ;)

Reblog this post, send me your birthday, and I’ll put it on my calendar to send you a birthday message/edit

#This dork though #khaleesikorras #Asks